Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes

Newest jokes in this category
Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Sports Jokes Golf jokes Irish jokes BMW jokes
The Local sheriff was looking for a new deputy. When a blonde walks in to try for the job, he asks her "Okay, what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven", she replies.
The sheriff thinks to himself, "That's not what I wanted, but I guess she's right!"
"What two days of the week begin with the letter T?" he asks.
"Today and Tomorrow", the blonde answers.
The sheriff is again surprised that the blonde has supplied a correct answer that had not even occurred to him.
"Now listen carefully, who killed Abe Lincoln?" he asks her.
The blonde looks a little surprised. She thinks really hard for a minute and finally admits, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wanders over to the beauty parlor, where her pals are waiting to hear the results of the interview.
The blonde was exultant. "The interview went great!" she says. "First day on the job and I'm already working on a мurdеr case!"
Blonde Jokes Office and Work Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Police Officer Jokes Math Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Cowboys and Indians Jokes
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an еjасulатiоn, he will be more relaxed and that the vasectomy is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room маsтurватing.
Curious, the man ask “What are they doing in there”?
The nurse responds, “They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care..”
Sex Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Dirty jokes Masturbation jokes Nurse jokes American Presidents Humor
Drinking and Drunk Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Superhero Jokes
Стига вече с този Перник. Чък Норис като е толкова як, да дойде и да ми удари главата в клавиатуратаажгэ 44и9оапъврппъуэ эпцуэцд2эпт94итсд цот903т09пцоп Chuck Norris? На клавиатурата на Чък Норис няма бутон "Ctrl". Айде стига толкова с тоя Чък Норис! Той е само актьор, не е някой велик бог примерно. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Hagyjuk már Chuck Norrist. Csak egy hülye színész. Ha tényleg igaz lenne róla az amit írnak, akkor egyszerűen idejönne és beleverné a fejem a billentnkasdflvns kln nl snlv sldsfwa pdr bsw . . . There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck norris is always in control Wenn Chuck Norris wirklich existieren würde, dann würde er jetzt hinter mir stehen und meinen Kopf auf die Tastatur hauhshsbfuözDluRhlDEOtodZDLZdulgähyk Víte, já si stejnak myslím že všechny ty povídky o Chuckovi Norrisovi nejsou skutečné. Protože kdyby byl tak drsnej, tak by přišel a začal by mi mlátit hlavou do... They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be... Што е ова со Чак Норис, сите го сметаат за бог а тој е само еден обичен актер. Да беше бог во овој миг ке ми ја треснеше главата од тастатура хсдфгбхџ. Всдчќфпеоњ9ту943ѕ5р78921пујфклс н фд Všechny tyhle vtipy jsou hloupé. Kdyby to byla pravda, tak sem teď přijde a začne mi hlavou mlátit o klávesniiisjdfnvinaifvbisanfvacnoaeincpqdcbvia iqev iqen Nu mai radeti de Chuck Norris, e doar un simplu om! Daca bancurile cu Chuck Norris erau adevarate, acum era in spatele meu si ma dadea cu capul de tastaturrrraaauuuchhaauuu
Technology Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes