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But this guy shot my aunty!
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Santa and chimney in hospital
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Заслужено след Коледа Aspettando che viene Natale
Waiting for Christmas to come
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Защото коледните подаръци сами няма да се купят: ... Затоа што божиќните подароци сами не се купуваат: ... Porque los regalos de Navidad no se compran solos: ... Потому что рождественские подарки сами себя не купят: ... Weil Weihnachtsgeschenke sich niсhт von allein bezahlen: ... Parce que les cadeaux de Noël ne s Γιατί τα χριστουγεννιάτικα δώρα δεν αγοράζονται μόνα τους: ... Perché i regali di Natale non si comprano da soli: ... Çünkü yılbaşı hediyeleri kendiliğinden alınmaz: ... Бо різдвяні подарунки самі себе не куплять: ... Porque os presentes de Natal não se compram sozinhos: ... Bo prezenty świąteczne same się nie kupią: ... För att julklapparna inte betalar sig själva: ... Omdat kerstcadeaus zichzelf niet betalen: ... Fordi julegaverne ikke betaler sig selv: ... Fordi julegavene ikke betaler seg selv: ... Koska joululahjat eivät maksa itseään: ... Mert a karácsonyi ajándékok nem fizetik ki magukat: ... Pentru că darurile de Crăciun nu se plătesc singure: ... Protože vánoční dárky se samy nezaplatí: ... Nes Kalėdų dovanos pačios už save nesumokės: ... Jo Ziemassvētku dāvanas pašas par sevi nemaksās: ... Zato što božićni pokloni sami sebe ne plaćaju: ...
Because Christmas presents don't pay for themselves: ...
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Quand tu regardes tes voisins sortir les décos de noël le 2 novembre.
When you watch your neighbors putting out the christmas decorations on november 2nd.
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Как другите в кариоке се пробват да ме спрат да изпея "Last Christmas" Wie mich die Gäste in der Karaoke-Bar versuchen daran zu hindern, "Last Christmas" zu singen
How the guests in the karaoke bar try to stop me from singing
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Коледната елха на гинеколога Божиќната елка на гинекологот El árbol de Navidad del ginecólogo Новогодняя ёлка гинеколога Der Weihnachtsbaum des Gynäkologen Le sapin de Noël du gynécologue Το χριστουγεννιάτικο δέντρο του γυναικολόγου L’albero di Natale del ginecologo Jinekoloğun Noel ağacı Різдвяна ялинка гінеколога A árvore de Natal do ginecologista Choinka ginekologa Gynekologens julgran De kerstboom van de gynaecoloog Gynækologens juletræ Gynekologens juletre Gynekologin joulukuusi A nőgyógyász karácsonyfája Bradul de Crăciun al ginecologului Vánoční stromek gynekologa Ginekologo kalėdinė eglutė Ginekologa Ziemassvētku eglīte Božićno drvce ginekologa
The gynecologist’s Christmas tree
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Историческа снимка на деца, които слушат „All I Want for Christmas“ на Марая Кери. Историска фотографија од деца кои ја слушаат „All I Want for Christmas“ од Мараја Кери. Foto histórica de niños escuchando «All I Want for Christmas» de Mariah Carey. Историческое фото детей, слушающих «All I Want for Christmas» Мэрайи Кэри. Historisches Foto von Kindern, die „All I Want for Christmas“ von Mariah Carey hören. Photo historique d’enfants écoutant « All I Want for Christmas » de Mariah Carey. Ιστορική φωτογραφία παιδιών που ακούνε το «All I Want for Christmas» της Mariah Carey. Foto storica di bambini che ascoltano «All I Want for Christmas» di Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey’nin “All I Want for Christmas” şarkısını dinleyen çocukların tarihi fotoğrafı. Історичне фото дітей, які слухають «All I Want for Christmas» Мераї Кері. Foto histórica de crianças a ouvir «All I Want for Christmas» de Mariah Carey. Historyczne zdjęcie dzieci słuchających „All I Want for Christmas” Mariah Carey. Historiskt foto på barn som lyssnar på Mariah Careys ”All I Want for Christmas”. Historische foto van kinderen die naar “All I Want for Christmas” van Mariah Carey luisteren. Historisk foto af børn, der lytter til Mariah Careys „All I Want for Christmas“. Historisk bilde av barn som lytter til Mariah Careys «All I Want for Christmas». Historiallinen kuva lapsista kuuntelemassa Mariah Careyn kappaletta “All I Want for Christmas”. Történelmi fotó gyerekekről, akik Mariah Carey „All I Want for Christmas” című dalát hallgatják. Fotografie istorică cu copii care ascultă „All I Want for Christmas” de Mariah Carey. Historická fotografie dětí poslouchajících „All I Want for Christmas“ od Mariah Carey. Istorinė vaikų nuotrauka, klausantis Mariah Carey „All I Want for Christmas“. Vēsturiska fotogrāfija ar bērniem, kas klausās Mariah Carey dziesmu “All I Want for Christmas”. Povijesna fotografija djece koja slušaju „All I Want for Christmas“ od Mariah Carey.
Historic photo of children listening to Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas.”
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Yo mama is so sтuрid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
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Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunк are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunк, of course - the other three don't exist.
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Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go to town and вlоw a couple of bucks.
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Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: It soots him.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A рuss.
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What do you call three blondes on Christmas?
Ho,Но,Ho
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He named the street he owned after his wife . What a grand statement of his love for her, for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
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I wondered if I could get my husband to help me address Christmas cards, as I had so much to do. I arranged everything we needed, then hopefully pulled up a chair and said:
"Come on, Dear, let's get these out of the way."
He glanced at the array on the table, turned away and went into the den, only to return moments later with a high stack of cards, stamped, sealed, and addressed.
"They're last year's," he said. "I forgot to mail them. Now let's go out to dinner and relax."
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