Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris invented zombies so he could кill his victims again

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Chuck Norris fired donald trump.

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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

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Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary with the drum set to Rock Band.

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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.

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the real reason hiтlеr killed himself is because he found out chuck norris was jewish

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Chuck Norris can leave the friend zone.

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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.

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Chuck Norris can remember the future.

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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.

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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.

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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.

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Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris masturbates to a picture of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris wrote the Elder Scrolls.

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