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What's a кinкy Native Americans favorite drink?
Tea pee

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?
About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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The Native Americans used to trust the white man,
now they have their reservations.

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The morgue needed someone to identify the exact weapon used to кill Native Americans...
Apparently Jack Daniels still does.

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My dad told me today that we're distantly related to the Fugarwii Tribe of Native Americans.
This tribe was nomadic, and would wander all over the continental US. Unfortunately, as a tribe, they had a terrible sense of direction and would often get horribly lost.
The Fugarwii had scouts who's soul purpose was to remedy this: they would scout about, find the tallest mountain they could, and scale the mountain to its peak.
Once there, they would look about with their hand over their eyes like a visor. Then, the lead scout would turn to face the others and say "where the Fugarwii"

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Did you know that Native Americans were really good strippers?
Every time they danced, they made it rain.

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So a Cowboy is on the run from the Native Americans...
He is pursued by the whole tribe, and only has one bullet left in his gun. He rides forth and thinks to himself, "That's it, I am fuскеd."
Suddenly the Angel comes down from Heavens and tells him, "You ain't 'fuскеd' just yet; go hide in that bush." The Cowboy promptly hides in the bush, his adversaries are initially distraught but then the Sharp Eye, the chief's eldest son, spots him and continues the chase."
"I am truly fuскеd now," says the Cowboy to himself; but the Angel intercedes again, saying "You ain't truly fuскеd just yet, go hide in the cave." He follows the Angel's advise, but the Sharp Eye and his henchmen find him again and continue the pursuit.
Finally, his stallion gives up on him, the tribe surrounds him and the Cowboy thinks, "Well, at last, I am truly fuскеd." The Angel then appears and says,
"No, you ain't fuскеd just yet, you have one last bullet, кill the Chief's son." Cowboy takes out his gun and kills the Sharp Eye, chief's son.
"Well, *now* you're truly fuскеd," says the Angel.

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How native Americans get their names
A Native American boy ran up to the chief and asked how they got their names. The chief looks at the boy and said when your sister was born I saw a hawk fly over so we named her sky hawk. And when your brother was born a deer ran by so we called him running deer, why do you ask two dogs fuскing?

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