Ο καουμπόυ
                        
                            
                            
                            Седи си един каубой в бара и си порка.
                        
                            
                            
                            Каубой стои на бара.
                        
                            
                            
                            A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat.
                        
                            
                            
                            Een oude cowboy zit aan de bar een biertje te drinken. Er komt een mooie jonge vrouw naast hem zitten en zij vraagt hem: "Bent u een echte cowboy?" "Wel
                        
                            
                            
                            Entra naquele bar do Texas
                        
                            
                            
                            An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee
                        
                            
                            
                            Egy cowboy bent iszogat a bárban
                        
                            
                            
                            Fragt eine Frau in einer Bar einen Cowboy: "Sind Sie ein echter Cowboy?" - "Yes
                        
                            
                            
                            Sjedi kauboj u birtiji i prilazi mu lezbijka: Kauboj: - "Ko si ti?" "Lezbijka." "Šta ti to znači?" "Po čitav dan mislim na žene i kad jedem mislim na žene i kad pijem mislim na žene i kad se...
                        
                            
                            
                            Un vieux cowboy
                        
                            
                            
                            Bemegy egy cowboykalapos
                        
                            
                            
                            Un cowboy batran a intrat intr-un bar si comanda o cafea. Pe cand isi bea cafeaua
                        
                    
                
She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..'
She said, 'I'm a lеsвiаn. I spend my whole day thinking about nакеd women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about nакеd women. When I shower, I think about nакеd women. When I watch TV, I think about nакеd women. It seems everything makes me think of nакеd women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lеsвiаn.'