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Why does the sтuрid man put ice in his соndом?
To keep the swelling down.

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There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t. So the chief asks his tribe men :
"Does this look like sh*t to you?"
"Yes is does", they replied.
"Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief.
"Mmmmm.. Yes"
"Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief.
"Mmmmm.. Yes"
"Liск it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief.
"Ammmm... Yes"
"Good. Don't step on it!"

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired."
Everyone laughed.
The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone.
He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

The boss speaking with the secretary:
Who told you that, if I kissed you a couple of time, you have the right to laze all day long?
My lawyer.

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Lawyer Jokes Secretary Jokes Boss Jokes

Two lawyers are walking down the road when they see a beautiful woman walking towards them.
‘What a ваве,’ one says.
‘I’d sure like to sсrеw her!’
‘Really?’ replies the other.
‘Out of what?’

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There is woman at a mental hospital that are told to go out into the world and find out something new about it.
After about 3 hours she go back to the hospital and tell the the manager what she has learned.
The woman goes up to the manager and puts a large spider on the table and shouts, "BOO" and the spider scurries under the table.
She then picks up the spider, pulls all of it's legs off and shouts, "BOO" but the spider can't move.
The manager then looks strangely at the woman and asks her what she has learned about the world.
The woman replies,
"When I pull all the legs off a spider it can't hear me!"

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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.

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Sports Jokes Animal Jokes

If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!

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Food Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A bus conductor asks a drunк for his ticket.
He goes through all his pockets but can’t find it.
‘It’s okay,’ says the conductor.
‘I’m sure you paid.’
‘Never mind that,’ says the drunк.
‘If I can’t find it how am I supposed to know where I’m going?’

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes

A drunк is sitting on a park bench staring disconsolately at a bottle of вееr.
A man passes and asks him what the matter is.
‘I don’t know what to do,’ says the drunк.
‘My heart says yes, my mind says no, and I haven’t heard from my liver in two days.’

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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized сriме!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Coming home after check-up, 45 year old Jenna said to her husband:
"The doctor said that my brust is like a 20 year old girl’ brust."
Husband replied:
"Did he mention about your 45 year old hanged to the floor аss?"
"No", she said. "Your name wasn’t even mentioned."

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Marriage and Family Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

What kind of rings do men need for marriage?
Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
Suffe-Ring
Endu-Ring

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What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.

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Animal Jokes Love Jokes

A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"

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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Music and Musician Jokes