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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad, I'll be there, too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!

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School Jokes

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shiт out of the toilet.

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Yo Momma Jokes

Teacher: "Do you want to share that with the class?"
Me: "No that's why I whispered it."

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School Jokes Insult Jokes

"dude that song is so old."
"i'm sorry, i didn't know music had an expiration date. what about your mom, she's old, but you still listen to her."

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Boy: Hi.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I said hi, not suск my diск.

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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Surprise SЕX is the best thing to wake up to...unless your in prison.

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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vаginа. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

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Blonde Jokes

A boy is selling fish on a corne r. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!"
A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'"
The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam."
The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds:
"That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the fuскing potatoes!"

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Say, "Do I smell popcorn? " right after you fаrт. So everybody takes a big whiff.

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Gross Jokes

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?"
Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful."
Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a вlоwjов."

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School Jokes Sex Jokes

Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary when actually I am the BOSS

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My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your diск when you look down in the shower."
"No, just your daughter's head," I replied.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards

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Whоrе: You're so ugly!
Me: Really?
Whore: Yes!
Me: Good, I was trying to look like you today.

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Insult Jokes

The re's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him.
He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggеrs!"

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Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...

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If one drop of sемеn contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suск соск?
Oh wait... Twilight

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