Where Babies Come From
Wie man Kinder macht
5 годишната Гина:
Le jeune garçon revenant de l'école
Une petite fille rentre de l'école et dit à sa mère :
A mãe está na cozinha fazendo o jantar para sua família
- Mamma
- Anyu
- Maman
En dag kommer lille 5-årige Emma glædestrålende hen til sin mor og siger: "Jeg ved da bare godt
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sеx.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his реnis in the mommy’s vаginа. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s реnis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”