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Muhammed till läkaren: ”Varje gång jag har sex med dansk tjej får jag ont i ögnen” Ja, säger läkaren, du är nog känslig mot pepparspray. Waarom huilen Turken tijdens sex? De peperspray in hun ogen. Hvorfor har negere altid røde øjne efter sex? – Peberspray Waarom hebben Marokkanen altijd van die rode ogen na de sex? - Van de Pepperspray! Turken kliver in hos läkaren och säger: - Stor problem! Varje gång jag pussar med fina svenska flicka, mitt ögon svider som fyfan, vara micket stor problem. Vaffö kompis? - Jaaa, sa läkaren.. Du... Miksi musta mies itkee rakastellessaan? Pippurisuihkeen takia Как узнать, что у негра недавно был секс? Его глаза всё ещё красные от перцового балончика.
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An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Кlаn.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness From God and this Christian Family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Кlаn. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared!
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