Three old timers at the retirement home were complaining about growing old. The first one says, "I wake up at 7:00 AM and try for a half hour to take a poop." The second one says, "Oh yeah? I spend...

Three old timers at the retirement home were complaining about growing old. The first one says,
"I wake up at 7:00 AM and try for a half hour to take a роор."
The second one says,
"Oh yeah? I spend an hour trying to рее."
The third one says,
"I take a nice роор at 7:00 AM and about 7:30 AM take a nice рее."
The other two guys look at him and ask,
"What are you complaining about?"
The third man explains,
"I don't wake up till 8:30 AM."

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