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Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in a vivid display, an angelic chorus pouring from the speakers.
Satan is astonished, ‘How did he manage that?’
God replies, ‘You might have lost everything, but Jesus saves.’

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God Jokes Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes

Q: What is height of Craziness?
A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

How come the women loves the PC?
It’s easier to turn on!

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Jokes about Women Computer Jokes Love Jokes

I’ve invented a human computer.
When he does a mistake he blames another computer.

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Computer Jokes

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions

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Chuck Norris Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Food Jokes

I would kick you straight in the vаginа...
If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.

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Dirty jokes

My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207.
Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were вiggеr than she was.
One day she argued with a lion.
The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!

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Animal Jokes Love Jokes

Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

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Animal Jokes Dirty jokes Sex Jokes Relationship Jokes

One thing is certain. On the US elections will win blonde.

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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?
To show the opossum it could be done.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Animal Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the house where the most gullible person in the world lives.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?

The Chicken

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Knock-knock jokes

My brother wants to go on that show 'America's Got Talent.' I'm like, 'What the hеll are you gonna do on there? You ain't got no talent.' He's goes, 'I can rip a phone book in half with my bare hands.' 'You live in a town of 47, you моrоn. That ain't a phone book, that's a pamphlet.'

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Blue Collar Jokes USA Jokes

My favorite part about the state fair is the freak show. You ever see that? Where they have, you know, the Woman With No Head or the Lizard Boy? But where I came from in rural North Carolina, it was kinda different. It was like, 'Behold -- the Woman That Can Do Math.'

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Jokes about Women Blue Collar Jokes Math Jokes

Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.

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Dark Humor Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes Ugly Jokes

What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.

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Dark Humor Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment.
"What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged gentleman replied:
"Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath... Doctor, I'm scared!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said:
"Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?"
The old gent's response was:
"Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"

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Medical and Doctor Jokes

Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.

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Food Jokes Political Jokes American Presidents Humor

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

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Food Jokes Money jokes Yo Momma Jokes