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I got in trouble during high school for маsтurватing in the showers.
Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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A sеамаn meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.
The sеамаn notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The sеамаn asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks.
Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the sеамаn.
"What about your hook"?
"Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords.
One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the sеамаn.
"How did you get the eye patch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gаy.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it’s black and crispy.
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A farmer is walking with a prospective buyer when they see a beautiful pig in the yard, except it has a wooden leg. The buyer asks, "Why the wooden leg?" The farmer replies, "That pig is so smart, I let it drive the kids to school."
"Great, but why the wooden leg?"
"The pig is so smart it has a degree in horticulture and philosophy."
"Amazing! But why the вlооdy wooden leg?"
"Well when you have a pig that smart you don't eat it all at once!"
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Brave Pig With the Peg Leg Το γουρουνάκι. - Чичо, защо прасето е с дървен крак - ¿Cómo es que últimamente te va tan bien Pepe? - Se lo debo a un cerdo que me compré. Fue un poco caro, pero ¡es un genio! Es capaz de ir al casino ¡y ganar! Gracias a eso ya no tengo problemas económicos Además, me ha descubierto en la granja una mina de oro y petróleo. Él mismo se encarga de... Veterinären hör talas om en bonde som har en gris med protes. Han åker genast dit, och finner en sugga med vänster bakben helt av trä. Veterinären: - Detta är en medicinsk sensation. Varför har ni... Era una vez un tipo que recorría la carretera en su vehículo y de repente, a la orilla de esta ve a un cerdito con una patita de palo, y asombrado detuvo la marcha y se dijo, no lo puedo creer y se...
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A college student picked up his date at her parents home.
He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant.
To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works.
Finally he asked her, “Does your Mother feed you like this at home?”
“No,” she said, “but my Mother’s not looking to get laid.”
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I was asked by my teacher, "What was Adolf Нiтlеr's book called?"
Apparently, Adolf Нiтlеr and the Gas Chambers of Secret wasn't the correct answer.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station.
The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that these are the most wanted fugitives in the USA.
Little Boy says " He is the MOST WANTED in the USA?!" Officer says "Yes."
Little Boy asks "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture.
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I don’t want to go to school,” said a son to his father.
“Why not,” asked the father.
“I don’t feel well.”
“Where don’t you feel well,” the father asked.
“At school!”
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In the beautiful world of fantasy, holding hands is the first sign of true love.
In college it means someone is too drunк to stand on their own.
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In anatomy class at medical school, suddenly one of the dead bodies sat straight up!

The instructor said, “OK, who said Abra-Cadaver?”
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Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America.
Shamu: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America?
Ramu: Shamu!
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Ερωτήσεις στην τάξη 1 Μάθημα γεωγραφίας Ποιός ανακάλυψε την Αμερική; Час по география. Le professeur demande à Toto : A scuola la maestra domanda a Marcolino: C'est un professeur qui donne un cours d'histoire à 20 blondes.... - Première question : où se trouve l'Amérique sur la carte ? Nicole, une des blondes, se lève et trouve l'endroit sur la carte. - Bien, deuxième question : qui a découvert l'Amérique ? Les 19 blondes se lèvent d'un coup sec et... Der Lehrer fragt Fritzchen: "Kannst du mir zeigen, wo Amerika liegt?" Fritzchen fuchtelt erst unsicher herum und zeigt dann tatsächlich auf Amerika. "Und wer hat Amerika entdeckt?", fragt der Lehrer. "Na, Fritzchen!", ruft die ganze Klasse. Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did. A professora pergunta pro Pedro onde fica a América aí o Pedro aponta a América no mapa, depois a professora pergunta pro Ricardo: - Quem descobriu a América? - O Pedro! Na aula, a professora testa seus alunos: — Zezinho, mostre no mapa onde fica a América. O menino aponta um local no mapa. — Muito bem! Agora, Joãozinho, me diga quem foi que descobriu a América? —... Teacher: "Jill, where is the America on the map?" Jill: "Right there, ma'am." Teacher: "Correct. Now, Jack, tell me who found America." Jack: "Jill." - Jasiu, podejdź do mapy i pokaż na niej Amerykę - zwraca się nauczycielka do ucznia. Chłopiec posłusznie wykonuje polecenie. - Bardzo dobrze, możesz usiąść - mówi pani. - A wy, dzieci, powiedzcie... Det var læren i skolen der spurgte: Camilla kan du vise mig, hvor Amerika ligger. Camilla: Det ligger der. Læren: Flot. Eva, kan du fortælle mig, hvem der opdagede Amerika? Eva: Det gjorde Camilla. Fragt der Erdkunde Lehrer :, Wer kann mir zeigen wo Amerika ist ?" Klaus geht zum Globus und zeigt auf Amerika. Fragt der Lehrer darauf :, Wer kann mir sagen wer Amerika entdeckt ?" Ruft die Klasse... Tanárnő: Na, Móricka itt van ez a térkép. Mutasd meg rajta Amerikát! Móricka: Tessék, itt van! Tanárnő: Na, osztály, azt tudjátok, ki fedezte fel Amerikát? Osztály: Móricka! De meester vraagt aan jantje of hij Amerika op de kaart kan aanduiden. Jantje komt Amerika aanduiden en de meerster antwoord dat Jantje Amerika juist heeft aangeduid. Dan vraagt de meester aan... Der Lehrer deutet an der Landkarte auf Amerika. Dann fragt er die Schüler: "Was ist das für ein Kontinent?“ Max zeigt auf und wird vom Lehrer drangenommen. Max: "Das ist Amerika , Herr Lehrer."... A professora pergunta para o Pulinho : — Onde fica a América?? E o Paulinho responde apontando com o dedo no mapa. A professora, então, pergunta para o Pedro: — Quem descobriu a América,Pedro? E... - Toto tu peut me dire ou est l'Amérique? - Ici,Madame. - Très bien Toto! Et maintenant les enfants,qui a découvert l'Amérique? (Toute la classe)-C'est Toto! La maîtresse : Toto, tu peut me dire où se trouve l'Amérique ? Toto : ici La maîtresse : Bravo Toto !!!!! La maîtresse: Qui pourrais me dire qui a découvert l'Amérique ? Tout le monde: BAH Toto Madame
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Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
Ted: What?
Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
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Yo mama is so sтuрid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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TEACHER : What is further away, Australia or the Moon?
Pupil : Australia, you can see the Moon at night.
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Две блондинки седят и си говорят: Што е подалеку Was ist weiter weg Το φεγγάρι ή η Καβάλα; Το φεγγάρι ή η Κίνα; Две блондинки си говорят: - Муцка, ти как мислиш, кое е по-близо - Лондон или Луната? Q. Which is closer, Florida or the moon? Duas amigas loiras conversam e uma pergunta para a outra: Deux blonds discutent. L'un d'elle dit : Unterhalten sich zwei Blondinen. "Sag mal, was ist eigentlich weiter weg: London oder der Mond?",- "Hallooooo? Hör ma! Kannst du London von hier aus sehen?" Two blondes are sitting on a bench at the park. One says to the other,"Hey, which is farther, California or the moon?" The other blonde says,"Well, duh! Can you see California?" Frida, vad ligger längst bort? Frankrike eller månen? - Frankrike! - Men Frida! Hur kan du tro det? - Jag kan ju se till månen men inte till Frankrike... So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it. Det var två blondiner som satt på en kulle och filosoferade. Då sa den ena: - Vilket tror du är kortast? Till månen eller Malmö? - Dööö...?! Månen såklart! Ser du Malmö eller? Två blondiner sitter på ett berg i Örebro, när den ene plötsligt frågar: - Vilket är närmast, Borås eller månen? - Meen daaaaa! Ser du Borås härifrån eller? Två blondiner sitter på en bänk och filosoferar. Den ena frågar sin kompis: - Vilket ligger närmast oss, månen eller Borås? Kompisen svarar: - Mohahaha! Vadå, ser du Borås, eller?! Den ene blondine spørg den anden, blondine om hvad der ligger længst væk, London eller månen. Den anden blondine svarer, er du dum eller hvad, kan du måske se London her fra? Kumpi on kauempana, Ranska vai Kuu? Ranska. Miksi niin luulet? Koska voin nähdä Kuun, mutta en näe Ranskaa. - Hva er egentlig nærmest: månen eller Afrika? - Å din tullebukk! Det er selfølgelig månen. Afrika kan man jo ikke se herfra. To blondiner snakket sammen i Oslo. Den ene spurte den andre: – Hva er nærmest? Bergen eller månen? – Månen selfølgelig! Kan du se Bergen, kanskje? Deux mec bourré discutent en fumant leurs cigarettes devant un bar : - A ton avis, qu'est-ce qui est plus proche de nous, la lune ou l’Amérique ? - Ben la lune, mec ! - Tu es sure ? - Ben ouai,... Pepíček u tabule. „Pověz mi, co je dál - Měsíc nebo Čína?” „Čína.” „A proč?” „Měsíc vidím každý den, ale Čínu jsem ještě neviděl!” Le pregunta una rubia a otra: - ¿Qué queda más lejos, Brasil o la luna? - ¡Ay tontaaaa! ¿Acaso podés ver Brasil desde aquí? Det var två blondiner som satt på en bänk i Trollhättan och diskuterade, när den ena frågade: - Vart är det längst, till Månen eller Borås? Då svarade den andra: - Men hallååååååååå, ser du Borås... Estaban dos chavas fresas y una le dice a la otra: - Oye, ¿que esta mas cerca la luna o londres? Y le contesta: - Ay! no seas ****a apoco desde aqui ves londres! Eran 2 rubias y una le pregunta a la otra Oye q queda mas lejos londres o la luna Y la otra responde tu si q eres bruta acaso ves londres - Powiedz, czy dalej od nas są położone Chiny czy Księżyc? - pyta nauczyciel. - Panie psorze, myślę, że jednak Chiny. - A na jakiej podstawie tak twierdzisz? - Bo Księżyc już widziałem nieraz, a... Öğretmen emine'ye sorar: - Söyle bakalim yavrum,hindistan mi daha uzaktir yoksa ay mi? - Hindistan daha uzaktir hocam. - Nasil olur kizim? - Öğretmenim,bazi geceler ay'i görebiliyoruz,ama... 2 blondiner sidder og snakker... 2 blondiner sidder og snakker og pludseligt siger den ene: - Hvor er der længest til - månen eller London? Så svarer den anden med et grin: - Doorh, kan du måske se... Blondinen Der var en blondine og mand. Blodinen spørger manden hvad der ligger tættets på, London eller månen? Manden siger London og blondinen siger: - Hallo kan du se London herfra? Двете плавуши сериозно разговараат: Па, мила, што мислиш што е поблиски Месечината или Лондон? Еј што си глупа, па можеш ли да го видиш Лондон од тука? Μια ξανθιά αναρωτιέται τι είναι πιο κοντά, το Λονδίνο ή το φεγγάρι και ρωτά μια φίλη της. Αυτή της απαντά: - Helooooo!Το Λονδίνο το βλέπεις από εδώ? In Erdkunde prüft die Lehrerin ihre Schulklasse auf Herz und Nieren: "Was ist näher: Der Mond oder China?" Christoph in der ersten Bank meint: "Ich glaub, der Mond ist näher. Denn den sehe...
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays . The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day Tyrone is crying again . What's wrong today Tyrone his mother ask. Tyrone said teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that. Mom says cause u black and they white. Next day he comes home smiling. What happened today Tyrone. Tyrone says mama we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white. Mama says no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6
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Me wee Oyrish Mum yanked me out of Med School immediately upon learning that the boy and girl students had to share a single curriculum.
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Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.
Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.
"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said.
"But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"Excuse me?" the accountant said.
"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."
"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"
"I'll start you at eighty thousand."
"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"
"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher:
"Whats your name?"
Boy:
"Nadir"
Teacher:
"No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked:
"How was the day Nadir?"
Boy:
"I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher:
"What happened Johnny?"
Boy:
"Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
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Achmet wird Bayer Un jour à l’école la maitresse un peu raciste explique au jeune Mohamed: Първият ден на Мохамед в училище.
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Teacher and her 3 boy students:
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 1: “I saw a strap of your вrа.”
Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one week.”
Boy 2 laughed…
Teacher: “Why did you laugh?”
Boy 2: “I saw your вrа straps.”
Teacher: “You are punished to stay out of school for one month.”
Teacher веnт down to pickup a chalk. Boy 3 started walking out of the class…
Teacher: “Why are you leaving?”
Boy 3: “I think my school days are over.”
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