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There are three men on a desert island: Genius, Smart, and Idiот.
Genius has concluded that at least one man must swim to shore and get help.
Genius volunteered himself, as he is the most likely to get remember to get help.
Genius, not being very athletic, swam halfway to safety and then drowned.
Days later, Smart finally realized Genius drowned.
Smart then decided it was his turn to swim and get help.
Idiot agreed because he didn't know what was happening.
Smart, not being very athletic, swam three quarte rs of the way to safety and drowned.
Days later, Idiот decided it must his turn to swim.
He also did not know what his goal was.
Idiot, not having very much intelligence, swam halfway to safety, felt tired, so he swam back to the island he was stranded on.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of sтuрid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sеxy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the sтuрid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says,
"Yes, I Love them."
Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?"
Then the sтuрid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the sтuрid guy confused"
Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist?
A: Someone dented her car.
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Little Johnny was a chemist.
Little Johnny is no more.
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Yo mama so sтuрid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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Yo mamma so sтuрid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fат one brought a bowl.
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Mike: "Hey Joe. My girl friend always gets offended whenever I tell her jokes about bald people."
Joe: "Is your girl friend bald?"
Mike: "No. She"s a blonde."
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A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fат frog.
The frog says:
"Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says:
"Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said:
"Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."
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A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?"
And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed."
"Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?"
And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make."
"And what is the name of this position?"
"You know, imagine the missionary position."
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Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
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You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up nакеd.
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Yo'Mama is so sтuрid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."
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Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
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There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000.
The first question was what is 10 plus 11?
She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!"
The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect."
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"
So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5."
She answers and says "20".
Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2."
The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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