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What's the difference between a loan and a psychologist?
The loan eventually matures and earns money.
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Pavlov's dog to his ladyfriend: "See that! Everytime I salivate, Pavlov smiles and scribbles something in his notebook."
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Hvorfor hedder det “bøn” når jeg taler til Gud men "psykose" når Gud taler til mig?
Why is it called “prayer” when I talk to God but “psychosis” when God talks to me?
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Терапевтите, когато видят момиче със синя коса да влиза:
Терапевтите кога ќе видат девојка со сина коса како влегува:
Los terapeutas cuando ven entrar a una chica соn el pelo azul:
Терапевты, когда видят девушку с синими волосами, заходящую в кабинет:
Therapeuten, wenn sie ein Mädchen mit blauen Haaren hereinkommen sehen:
Les thérapeutes quand ils voient une fille aux cheveux bleus entrer:
Οι θεραπευτές όταν βλέπουν ένα κορίτσι με μπλε μαλλιά να μπαίνει:
I terapisti quando vedono entrare una ragazza соn i capelli blu:
Terapistler, mavi saçlı bir kız içeri girerken şöyle bakar:
Терапевти, коли бачать дівчину з синім волоссям, що заходить:
Terapeutas quando veem uma garota de cabelo azul entrando:
Terapeuci, gdy widzą dziewczynę z niebieskimi włosami wchodzącą:
Terapeuter när de ser en tjej med blått hår komma in:
Therapeuten als ze een meisje met blauw haar zien binnenkomen:
Terapeuter, når de ser en pige med blåt hår gå ind:
Terapeuter når de ser en jente med blått hår komme inn:
Terapeutit, kun he näkevät sinitukkaisen tytön astuvan sisään:
A terapeuták, amikor meglátnak egy kék hajú lányt bejönni:
Terapeuții când văd o fată cu părul albastru intrând:
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Основен принцип в психиатрията: който стане пръв сутрин, той е лекарят.
Hauptprinzip der Arbeit in der Psychiatrie: Wer morgens als Erster aufsteht, ist der Arzt.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.
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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
''You are fine, how am I?''
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American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent bars.
1) They don’t have a woman.
2) They have a woman.
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Отива една мадама при лекаря:
Пришла одна баба к врачу.
При доктора:
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac."
- Va rog sa ma ajutati, domnule doctor, ii spune o nimfomana sexologului. Ce sa ma mai fac? Niciodata nu-mi ajunge sexul, intotdeauna vreau mai mult... - Bine, am sa vad ce pot sa fac, spune...
Жінка, лежачи на кушетці на прийомі у психіатра, каже: — Лікарю, у мене проблема: я німфоманка. — Ой, вибачте, я ж не осказал вам розцінки. Година коштує 80 євро. — А ніч?
A woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
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My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.
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In a psychiatrist’s office:
A man comes in and says,
“Good day to you. I am King Arthur. I demand to Speak with the doctor.”
The nurse says wearily,
“You are not King Arthur, Mr. Crankleberry. Please sit down.”
Mr. Crankleberry exclaims,
“I am! It was God himself who told me I am King Arthur.”
Another patient stands up angrily,
“I certainly did not!”
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