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What's the difference between a loan and a psychologist?
The loan eventually matures and earns money.

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Pavlov's dog to his ladyfriend: "See that! Everytime I salivate, Pavlov smiles and scribbles something in his notebook."

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Омg! Psycho. The Rapis. Psychotherapist is one word! One word !!!

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Psychologist: All dreams have a meaning My dreams:

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What | if told you You the read first line wrong ? Same the with second line And also the third...

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When you make a joke in front of your psychologist, and they start writing it down instead of laughing

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but it really has to want to change.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
''You are fine, how am I?''

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How many psychologists do you need to change a lightbulb?
Hm, and how many do YOU think?

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American psychologists have isolated two fundamental reasons why men frequent bars.
1) They don’t have a woman.
2) They have a woman.

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A woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

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My psychologist told me not to keep things bottled up so I went home and drank all my wine.

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