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What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
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What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!
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What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you count to pen?
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I swear to drunк I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.
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Teacher:
"Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student:
"My father's check book!"
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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked,
"What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"
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Daughter:
"Dad, a kid at school called me a lеsвiаn."
Dad:
"Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vаginа."
Daughter:
"But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...
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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!"
"It Was SALTY "
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Why did Jeffrey Epstein's English teacher fail him?
Because he never finished his sentences...
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Ein Inder beim Scheidungsanwalt Индиец при адвокат по разводите: Wódz indiański żąda rozwodu. - Kiedy zasadziłem kukurydze Indiánský náčelník žádá o rozvod. „Když zasadím kukuřici Přijde Ind na úřad v hlavním městě a povídá: „Sáhibe
A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...
So the judge asks him why. The farmer says,
"I'm just a simple farmer, I never went to school, and I don't know very much. But I do know this: when I plant corn, I get corn; when I plant rice, I get rice; now when I plant Chinese boy and black boy comes out, something's wrong."
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Are you the new English teacher? Yes, I are
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How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? That's when I went to Yale. That's impressive. You are hired. Thanks! I really need this Yob.
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Отец сфотографировал сына который получает диплом из рук своей учительницы. Ojciec zrobił zdjęcie synowi gdy ten odbierał dyplom z rąk nauczycielki. - Papi Горд баща снима сина си докато получава награда от своята учителка J'ai pris une photo de mon fils recevant un prix avec sa prof.
I took a picture of my son getting an award from his teacher
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When your son asks why he has to study. Show him this photo When your daughter asks why she has to study. Show her this photo
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Yo' Mama is so dirтy, her teachers gave her A's just for not raising her hand.
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she took up pages 41 - 43 in her school yearbook.
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Yo' Mama is so old, when she went to school, they didn't have a history class yet.
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