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When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
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What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
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What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!
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The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
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I swear to drunк I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.
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Teacher:
"Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student:
"My father's check book!"
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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked,
"What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"
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Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"
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Daughter:
"Dad, a kid at school called me a lеsвiаn."
Dad:
"Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vаginа."
Daughter:
"But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...
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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!"
"It Was SALTY "
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Why did Jeffrey Epstein's English teacher fail him?
Because he never finished his sentences...
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Ein Inder beim Scheidungsanwalt Индиец при адвокат по разводите: Wódz indiański żąda rozwodu. - Kiedy zasadziłem kukurydze Indiánský náčelník žádá o rozvod. „Když zasadím kukuřici Přijde Ind na úřad v hlavním městě a povídá: „Sáhibe
A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...
So the judge asks him why. The farmer says,
"I'm just a simple farmer, I never went to school, and I don't know very much. But I do know this: when I plant corn, I get corn; when I plant rice, I get rice; now when I plant Chinese boy and black boy comes out, something's wrong."
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I wonder if I'll slip?! I wonder if I'll have school?! I wonder if my car will start. Winter wonderland
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How do you explain this 4 year gap on your resume? That's when I went to Yale. That's impressive. You are hired. Thanks! I really need this Yob.
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J'ai pris une photo de mon fils recevant un prix avec sa prof. Горд баща снима сина си докато получава награда от своята учителка - Papi Ojciec zrobił zdjęcie synowi gdy ten odbierał dyplom z rąk nauczycielki. Отец сфотографировал сына который получает диплом из рук своей учительницы.
I took a picture of my son getting an award from his teacher
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When your son asks why he has to study. Show him this photo When your daughter asks why she has to study. Show her this photo
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Мамо Mamma la scuola ancora non è iniziata. Lo so ma tu inizia a camminare piano piano.
Mom, school hasn't started yet.  I know, but you should start walking slowly.
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Когато баща ти снима завършването ти — с най-добрата ти приятелка. Кога тато ти ја прави сликата на матурата — со најдобрата другарка. Cuando papá te hace la foto de graduación — соn tu mejor amiga. Когда папа делает твоё фото на выпускном — с твоей лучшей подругой. Wenn Papa dein Abschlussfoto macht – mit deiner besten Freundin. Quand papa prend ta photo de remise de diplôme — avec ta meilleure amie. Όταν ο μπαμπάς βγάζει τη φωτογραφία της αποφοίτησής σου — με την κολλητή σου. Quando papà scatta la tua foto di diploma — соn la tua migliore amica. Baban mezuniyet fotoğrafını çektiğinde — en yakın arkadaşınla. Коли тато робить твоє фото на випускному — з твоєю найкращою подругою. Quando o teu pai tira a foto da tua formatura — com a tua melhor amiga. Kiedy tata robi ci zdjęcie na zakończeniu szkoły — z twoją najlepszą przyjaciółką. När pappa tar din studentbild – med din bästa vän. Als papa je diplomafoto maakt — met je beste vriendin. Når far tager dit studenterbillede – sammen med din bedste veninde. Når pappa tar avslutningsbildet ditt – med bestevenninnen din. Kun isä ottaa valmistujaiskuvasi — parhaan ystäväsi kanssa. Amikor apu elkészíti a ballagási fotódat — a legjobb barátnőddel. Când tata îți face poza de absolvire — cu cea mai bună prietenă a ta. Když ti táta dělá fotku na maturitě — s tvojí nejlepší kamarádkou. Kai tėtis daro tavo išleistuvių nuotrauką — su geriausia drauge. Kad tētis taisa tavu izlaiduma bildi — ar tavu labāko draudzeni. Kad ti tata snima maturalnu fotku — s tvojom najboljom prijateljicom.
When Dad takes your graduation pic — with your best friend.
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