School jokes, Teacher Jokes
There was once a black boy, a jewish boy, and an Italian in 3rd grade. One day, they decided to play "who has the biggest diск". The Jew whipped it out, and then the Italian, and then the black. They looked at the black diск in astonishment, and told him it's huge because he's black.
That night at the dinner table, he told his parents "the other boys at school said that my diск is big because I'm black, is this true?" She replied, "no son, it's because you're 24".
For some time, many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh*t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,
"You dont know Jack Sh*t." Well, thanks to my efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh*t is the only son of Awe Sh*t, who married O Sh*t, the owners of Knee Deep 'N Sh*t, Inc. In turn, Jack Sh*t married No Sh*t. The couple had six children, Holy Sh*t, Giva Sh*t, Fulla Sh*t, Bull Sh*t, and the twins Deep Sh*t and Dip Sh*t. Deep Sh*t married Dumb Sh*t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh*t got divorced, and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh*t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh*t married Lotta Sh*t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh*t. Fulla Sh*t and Giva Sh*t married the Happens brothers, and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh*t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh*t traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh*t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you don't know Jack Sh*t!