Technology

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

3

0

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

2

0

Yo Momma so sтuрid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, ''Wait!
Stop! Thieves! You forgot the remote!''

2

0

Astronaut Воотy Call... Docking:
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?

1

0

Astronaut Воотy Call... Ejection:
Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Breach:
Every time you walk by there's a warp core breach in my pants.

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Calculus:
I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Droid:
Are you the droid I'm looking for?

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Computers:
I've got something you need to download from my hard drive.

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Embed:
Let's get embedded.

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Вrа:
Your вrа size looks like it's the same as my favorite computer language, C++.

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Binary:
01101100110100010110011011!

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Hacker:
I'd love to hack your box.

1

0

Astronaut Воотy Call... Launch:
Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in multiple stages.

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Looks:
You look just like my girlfriend avatar!

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Machine:
I'm more machine now than man... and I think you know what I mean.

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Microsoft:
Trust me, I'm neither "micro," nor "soft."

1

0

Geek Воотy Call... Network:
I've got a Local Area Network that needs your attention.

1

0