Лети пътнически самолет
Лети самолет.
Летит самолет. Пилот по громкой связи:
Nach dem Start die übliche Ansage des Piloten:
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
En un vuelo Caracas-Miami
Op de luchthaven John F. Kennedy van New York stijgt een vliegtuig op
Durante o vôo
Kurz nachdem das Flugzeug gestartet ist
Uçak
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- "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
- "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said,
- "Thats nothing. He should see the back of mine!"