Flight number 293
Лети пътнически самолет
Лети самолет.
Летит самолет. Пилот по громкой связи:
Nach dem Start die übliche Ansage des Piloten:
En un vuelo Caracas-Miami
Op de luchthaven John F. Kennedy van New York stijgt een vliegtuig op
Durante o vôo
Kurz nachdem das Flugzeug gestartet ist
Uçak
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After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather head is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Business class yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"