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One day, a blonde went to the doctor with both sides of her face burned. The doctor asked, "What happened?" The blonde said, "Well, I was ironing my husband's shirt until the phone rang. I picked... A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the... A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang... So, instead of the phone I picked up the iron and... One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang And I accidentally... Eine Frau kommt mit verbrannten Ohren zum Arzt. "Was haben Sie denn da gemacht?" fragt der Arzt. "Ich war am Bügeln, als das Telefon klingelte. Ganz in Gedanken habe ich das Bügeleisen ans Ohr... Un Belge va voir son médecin et lui dit : - Je suis très embêté docteur, je me suis brûlé les oreilles. Le médecin étonné lui demande : - Mais comment cela vous est arrivé ? - Ben j'étais en train... Une blonde se rend chez le docteur : - Docteur ! Je me suis brûlé les deux oreilles ! - Mais comment vous avez fait ça ?! - Et bien pour la première, j'étais en train de repasser lorsque le... Il signor Bianchi arriva in redazione con le orecchie bendate. "Che cosa ti è successo?" chiedono subito i colleghi. "Una cosa terribile: mentre stavo stirando una camicia per uscire è squillato il... Temel, iki kulağı yanık vaziyette hastaneye getirilmiş. Doktor bu duruma şaşırıp sormuş: - Nasıl oldu bu? - Ütü yaparken telefon çaldı. - Peki, diğer kulağın nasıl yandı? - O da ambulans çağırırken... Temel ütü yaparken telofon çalar ve temel ütüyü telofon niyetine kullanır, kulağı yanar doktora gider. Durumu anlatır doktor peki diyer kulağına ne oldu der temel , onuda can kurtaran çağırırken... Doktor kulaklarını yakmış hastasına soruyordu: - “Hayret nasıl yaktınız kulaklarınızı?” – “Ütü yaparken telefon çaldı. Sonra tam kapattım,bir daha çaldı.”… Um cara chegou no trabalho com as duas orelhas envoltas de esparadrapo. Seus colegas perguntaram: — O que foi isso? O cara respondeu: — Eu estava assistindo futebol e a minha mulher estava passando roupa ao meu lado. Nisso o telefone toca. Eu estava tão entretido no jogo que confundi o ferro de... Een Nederlander vraagt een Belg, die met zijn oor helemaal in het verband zit: "Wat is er met jou gebeurd?" , waarop de Belg antwoordt: "Ik was aan het strijken toen de telefoon ging. Er komt een dom blondje op haar werk en haar collega kijkt haar aan en zegt: "Wat heb jij gedaan?" Het domme blondje: "Ik heb een strijkijzer op me gezicht gehad." "Hoe komt dat dan?" "Nou", zegt... Egy szőke nő bemegy az orvoshoz, mert mindkét füle égőpiros. Kérdi tőle az orvos, hogy mi történt? - Éppen vasaltam, amikor megszólalt a telefon, és tévedésből a vasalót szorítottam a fülemhez -...
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Някакъв се обажда в пожарната: Блондинка предизвиква пожар в къщата си и звъни на пожарната. От там и отговарят: Пожар A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone. "Please state the nature of your emergency," says the... Мужик звонит пожарным и орет: - Помогите! Мой дом горит! Быстрее сюда! Диспетчер: - Как к вам доехать?" Мужик: - Вы, что совсем того?! На большой красной машине! "Ist da die Feuerwehr? Hier brennt es !" - "Keine Panik, wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?" - "Haben Sie denn nicht mehr diese roten, schnellen Autos?" Ein Anruf bei der Feuerwehr: “Hilfe bei mir brennt es!” Der Leitstellendisponent: “Ja, wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?” Anrufer: “Haben Sie nicht mehr die großen roten Autos?” Die Blondine ruft aufgeregt in den Telefonhörer: "Es brennt, es brennt! Machen Sie bitte schnell!" Der Feuerwehrmann am anderen Ende: "Wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?" Blondine: "Ja, haben Sie denn... Eine ältere Dame ruft die Feuerwehr an: "Es brennt! Es brennt! So kommen Sie doch! Es brennt! Es brennt!" Fragt der Feuerwehrmann: "Wie kommen wir denn zu Ihnen?" Fragt die Dame: "Ja - haben Sie... - Halló, tűzoltóság? Kérem, jöjjenek gyorsan, ég a házam! - És hogy jutunk el Önhöz? - Miért? Már nincs meg az a szép piros autójuk? O blonda Suna la pompieri ca sa raporteze un incendiu in cartier. Operatorul il intreaba: - Cum ajungem acolo? - Pai nu mai aveti masinile alea mari si Rosii?
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На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг, в едно заведение, стои силно почерпен човек и до него сяда младеж на около 20 години. Волшебни прозори A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes... This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. “This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him. “Oh, really?” the other replies. “It is a nice place. It’s also... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw.... A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the... A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, “After this last drink, I’m going to the roof to kill myself.” A guy sitting next to him says, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”, in which... A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you... Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks, one says to the other, ”I bet you didn’t know about the updrafts between these skyscrapers. They are... Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica», contesta el otro.-«¿Si? ¿Y qué tiene de mágica? Entonces el otro se gira, da un trago a su cerveza, se tira al vacío y... Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre, así es que suben a la azotea y... Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse, están mirando por el balcón hacia abajo. Le dice el uno al otro:¡Compadre esto está muy alto! ¡sí, compadre, demasiado alto! Hagamos una... Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero, en el último piso de un gran hotel. Luego de un par de vueltas divisa a... Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut, wenn Du da aus dem Fenster springst, stopptst du kurz bevor du aufkommst. Und dann fliegst Du wieder hoch." - "Blödsinn! Dann mach doch mal!"... Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus, 2 Männer sitzen nebeneinander, sagt der eine zum anderen: "Weißt du was, man kann hier vom Dach hinunterspringen, ohne dass einem etwas passiert!" Der zweite: "Das... Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir, das ich, wenn ich einen Spezialdrink nehme aus dem Fenster springen kann und im ersten Stock anhalten und... Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du, ich zeig dir mal was ganz Verrücktes!“ Sprichts, steigt aufs Fensterbrett, springt ab, flattert eine Runde durch... C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec Un mec ivre entre dans un bar, en haut d'une tour de 20 étages. Un habitué bourré lui dit : Ο ξενος Το πένθος... Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος Τρείς μεθυσμένοι, ανεβασμένοι στην κορυφή ενός ουρανοξύστη, κοιτάνε το έδαφος 600 μέτρα κάτω και ξαφνικά λέει ο ένας: - Ρε παιδιά, αισθάνομαι τόσο καλά που νομίζω ότι θα πετάξω. Δίνει λοιπόν μια... Siamo a New York, e un tizio si butta giu' da un grattacielo, piroetta un paio di volte, svolazza a destra e a sinistra, ed infine atterra precisamente. Un passante vedendolo gli chiede - Ehi, ma... Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente, um falou para o outro: — Você sabia que este prédio tem uma peculiaridade muito interessante? Se eu pular daqui, existe... Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa, går direkt fram till bardisken och beställer en dubbel vodka utan is. När han svept drinken dunkar han huvudet tre gånger i bardisken, går fram... Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka, svepte den, dunkade huvudet 3 gånger i bordet och hoppade ut genom fönstret. Efter ett tag kom han in igen och gjorde... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak, zegt de een tegen de ander: "Ik spring hier vanaf en als ik boven de grond ben en mijn handen wapper kom ik rustig neer." "Dat geloof ik niet!" zegt de andere... Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen, bestelt een biertje en gaat zitten. Naast hem zit een man die opstaat, in het raam gaat staan en eruit springt. Even later komt hij gewoon... Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring, havde de en Roof-Top bar. To mænd står i baren og drikker.... Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar, og opp til denne baren går en heis. En dag kommer det en mann inn i baren, går bort til disken og... Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket, mire az egyik meszólítja a másikat: - Ezt 10 whiskey után bárki... Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej, jak jsme vysoko. Teď když skočím dolů, nic se mi nestane, protože je to takový tlak, že mě to vynese.” Druhý chlap na něj...
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Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter's finger? A: Punch him in the nose.
Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common? A: They both look like the work of a butcher.
Q: If The Clinton's were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents? A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro's acquaintance in the 6th grade.
Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair? A: He won't pay her $300.
Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? A: His face.
Q: What is the Arkansas state flower? A: Gennifer.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp? A: One's a sсuм suскing bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A:"Trust me."
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a соw? A: By the wise look in the eyes.
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House!
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because Clinton "invested" all the turkey.
Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people!
Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend.
Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.
Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
Q: What's Bill's fondest wish now? A: That someone would wave a hand at him using more than one finger.
Q: What's a Clinton sandwich? A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.
Q: Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1? A: For spare parts.
Q: Did you hear that the Clinton's had Air Force 1 remodeled? A: Now it's got two left wings.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
Q: Why does Chelsea look so sтuрid and ugly? A: Heredity.
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven't had any brains for the last thirty years.
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb? A: Two--one to sсrеw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes? A: None. The democrats do that.
Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that.
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose.
Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in? A: Handcuffs.
Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.
Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you? A: They get elected.
Q: What famous Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child? A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To tax the chicken.
Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in.
Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed.
Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick.
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess? A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
Q: Who would become President of the U.S.A if the President died? A: Bill Clinton of course!
Q: How does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
Q: How can you tell that the guy who attacked the White house with a plane was insane?A: He seems to have thought Clinton would be in his own bedroom at night.
Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke? A: "You idiот! I told you to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!
Q: What did Boris Yelstin say when asked if meeting Clinton made want to convert Russia to the type of government they have in America? A: "Never! I'm not going to let my wife run the country!!"
Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Some people still believe in David Koresh.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55.
Q: Why does Clinton always have a sтuрid grin on his face? A: He is sтuрid!
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato? A: T-A-T-E-R.
Q: Why is Chelsea growing up a confused child? A: Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear them.
Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.
Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life? A: Grade six.
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's $100.
Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics.
Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school? A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.
Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling.
Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal President.
Q: What is the first thing that President Clinton says after waking up? A: "Good morning, Bill."
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years? A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to destroy a light bulb? A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy? A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it.
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.
Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers? A: There is writing on the White-out.
Q: What is the difference between an intelligent liberal and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: How is Bill Clinton like a passive-restraint device? A: He is a bag of air that is not on the driver's side.
Q: How is Bill like a character actor? A: When he shows character, he's acting.
Q: What is Hillary's favorite holiday? A: Summer Solstice.
Q: What do you get when you give Bill Clinton a penny for his thoughts? A: Change.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton with a gorilla? A: Who knows? There is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do.
Q: What is Clinton's favorite war song? A: "Over Here"
Q: What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared everyone to death? A: He came dressed as a two-term president.
Q: Why is Perot's wife glad he didn't get elected? A: If he won, they would have to move to a smaller house in a bad neighborhood.
Q: What is the difference between liberalism and socialism? A: Socialism is dead.
Q: What is the difference between Clinton's health care plan and a kidney stone? A: A kidney stone is easier to pass.
Q: What is the difference between Нiтlеr and Bill Clinton? A: Нiтlеr intended to deliver on his speeches.
Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR? A: The U.S. still has a Communist Party in power.
Q: What does Clinton need to stop the white water? A: A water gate.
Q: Why are they renaming Arkansas Highway 50 the "Bill Clinton Highway?" A: The road is crooked, slick, and has a yellow stripe down the middle.
Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common? A: They both dominate Bills.
Q: What is the difference between TV characters Dan and Roseanne Conner and the Clintons? A: The Conners own their own home.
Q: What is the difference between Whitewater and Watergate? A: No one died in Watergate.
Q: What is Hillary's new nickname after her latest hairstyle? A: Oldielocks.
Q: What are the administration's favorite words in foreign policy? A: We have not ruled out military force.
Q: What would one get with a donation to Rostenkowski's legal fund? A: A free stamp.
Q: Why are staff cuts so difficult for Clinton? A: He can't give a woman a pink slip without asking her to try it on first.
Q: Which of the following does not belong: AIDS, gonorrhea, hеrреs, or Bill Clinton? A: Gonorrhea--it can be cured.
Q: Why was Roger Clinton's wedding delayed 5 days? A: The bride's father had to wait 5 days to buy the shotgun.
Q: How are Congressmen and baseball players alike? A: They are millionaires who work 3 hours a day and left in August not finishing what they had started.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic? A: To attend D-Day celebrations.
Q: What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and James Dean? A: A man without a clue.
Q: How did we know long before the Haiti invasion that Clinton was planning to go to war? A: He visited Oxford.
Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school teacher? A: No class and no principals.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a pickpocket? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
Q: What does Hillary have in common with the city of Buffalo? A: They both have Bills that are losers.
Q: Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government? A: They are having a lot of trouble dealing with the existing form...democracy.
Q: Who should Clinton have used to overthrow Haiti's military? A: John Elway.
Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East? A: He thinks the Gaza Sтriр is a торlеss bar.
Q: Why does Hillary think her husband is a model president? A: Because a model is a small imitation of the real thing.
Q: What does Hillary Clinton have in common with Gerald Ford? A: They both became president without being elected.
Q: What's the difference between the Waco ATF and Bill Clinton? A: BIll Clinton burned 260,000,000 people.
Q: What do call someone who sees the glass in front of him half full? A: An optimist.
Q: Well, then what do you call someone who sees the glass in front of him as half empty? A: Teddy Kennedy.
Q: What did Teddy Kennedy say when he heard of JFK's assassination? A: He couldn't have been shot in the temple! We're not Jewish!
Q: Why did Ted Kennedy spend four hours in the voting booth? A: He thought he was in a confessional.
Q: Why did the Clintons switch from MCI to AT&T? A: They didn't have enough friends left to make a calling circle.
Q: What's the difference between President Hoover and Clinton? A: One promised a chicken in every рот and the other was an unpromising chicken who smoked рот.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Bill Clinton.
Q: What's the difference between Clinton and Christopher Reeve? A: Clinton is dead from the neck up.
Q: Where are the two biggest airbags located? A: The White House.
Q: Who was the first liberal Democrat? A: Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been, and did it all on borrowed money.
Q: Did you hear that someone threw a bottle of вееr at Clinton? A: Yes, but it's ok. It was a Draft and he was able to dodge it.
Q: What's Bill Clinton's least expensive hobby? A: To sit in the Oval Office and collect dust.
Q: Did you hear that Tyson Foods has genetically engineered a new breed of chicken and named it in honor of Bill Clinton? A: It's a brainless, spineless, tar-and-feathers yellow chicken.
Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation? A: Because no one could get this sтuрid in one lifetime.
Q: Do you know why Clinton gave the Federal employees the day off on Wednesday? A: It was Secretaries' Day and he was too cheap to buy his a present!
Q: What's a word for Clintons '92 campaign A: A snow job.
Q: What will you get if Clinton's health bill passes? A: No Job.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!
Q: What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had? A: Vice-president of the United States.
Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll? A: You pull a little ring and it never tells the same story twice!
Q: What do Hillary Clinton and Marie Antoinette have in common? A: Nothing . . . yet.
Q: Why does Hillary Clinton often wear turtle necks when attending Bill's speaking engagements? A: So you can't see her adam's apple move as he speaks.
Q: What's Clinton doing to make Americans happy? A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left to feed your family--you're happy.
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John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends.
One night, they both died in a terrible car accident.
When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere.
Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can’t find him!"
St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn’t make it to Heaven."
This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time.
St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hеll with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other.
John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I’m in the right place?"
"My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of вееr? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn’t!"
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Блондинка отишла в Технополис, харесала си телевизор и поискала да го купи. Блондинка влиза в магазин за електро уреди. Пита продавача: Blonde at the Appliance Store A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv." A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't... A blonde went to the eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don"t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the... One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV". He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The next day, she dyes her hair red... A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T. V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and... A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a television. She finds a salesman and tells him, “I want to buy this television," as she points. The man tells her, “Sorry Miss, we don’t sell... A blonde walks into a shop and asks how much is that t. V in the back. Shopkeeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes. The blonde went away and died her hair brown and went back the very next day... A blonde walked into a department store and said "i would like to buy this tv". the manager said "sorry we don't sell to blondes". the blonde was so mad, she went home and died her hair black. she... One day a blonde decided that she would like to buy a tv. she went to the electronics store and asked the man if she could buy that tv. The man said "sorry we dont sell to blondes. she went home an... A blonde walks into an appliance store and sees a TV she'd like to buy. She goes to the register and says, "I wanna buy that TV." The man says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The... Había una vez un atlante que va a una tienda, y pregunta: ¿Cuánto cuesta ese televisor? 200 pesos, ¿es usted atlante?, pregunta el vendedor. A lo que el atlante dice: ¿Por qué? Por nada, responde... An Blondinen verkaufen wir nichts Geht eine Blondine in einen Elektroladen und sagt: Kommt eine Blondine in das Elektrogeschäft: Eine Blondine kommt in ein Elektrogeschäft und sagt: Kommt eine Blondine in ein Elektrogeschäft. Sagt sie: Ich hätte bitte gern den Fernseher dort drüben. Sagt der Verkäufer: Tut mir leid, an Blondinen verkaufen wir nicht. Die Blondine färbt sich die... Blondine im Elektroladen Eine Blondine geht in einen Elektroladen. Nach kurzer Zeit sagt sie zu dem Verkäufer: „Ich hätte gern den Fernseher dort oben!“ Der Verkäufer verneint: „Tut mir leid, ich... Une blonde désire acheter une télé. Elle appelle le vendeur: Dans un magasin ,une blonde demande à un vendeur: - Je voudrai cette télé la !!! - Madame on ne sert pas les blondes ! La blonde sort et revient . - Je voudrai cette télé là !! - Madame on ne sert... Αγορά "τηλεόρασης".. Όσο και να βάφεσαι, ξανθιά παραμένεις Δεν πουλάμε σε ξανθιές Μια ξανθιά σε κατάστημα ηλεκτρικών Πάει μια ξανθία σε ένα μαγαζί και λέει: << Πόσο κάνει αυτή η τηλεόραση;>> Και ο καταστηματάρχης: <<Κυρία μου δεν πουλάμε πράγματα σε ξανθιές>> Πάει την επόμενη φορά η ξανθία... Una bionda si reca in un negozio di elettrodomestici e vede un’offerta speciale. “Vorrei comprare questo TV”, dice al commesso. “Mi dispiace, non vendiamo niente alle bionde”, risponde lui. Allora... Genc ve guzel sarisin, alisveris merkezinin beyaz esya reyonuna girer ve saticiya sorar: - "Su kucuk televizyonu almayi dusunuyorum, fiyati nedir ?" - "Kusura bakmayin hanimefendi sarisinlara... A loira foi até a loja de eletrodomésticos para comprar um aparelho de TV. Chegando lá, falou para o vendedor: — Moço, eu quero aquele aparelho de TV que está ali. Quanto ele custa? — falou ela... A loira chega numa loja e procura um vendedor e diz: gostaria de comprar essa tv !!! o vendedor diz: não vendemos tvs para loiras !!!! a loira revoltada vai embora passa na farmacia e compra... um loira foi em uma loja de eletro domésticos e falou:quero compra aquela TV e o vendedor disse nós não vendemos produtos para loiras. Ela foi em casa e pintou o cabelo de preto e voltou na... Uma moça bonita, loira e alta, entrou em uma loja de eletrodomésticos e perguntou ao vendedor: - Quanto é aquela tv ali? E o moço respondeu: - Não vendemos para loiras!!!! A moça, sem entender... Uma loira foi numa loja de eletromésticos e perguntou para o homem que trabalhava lá quanto custava essa Tv. O homem disse que não vendia para loiras! A loira foi embora e no outro dia voltou com... A loira foi na loja e disse: — Eu quero comprar aquela televisão. E o caixa disse: — Não vendemos para loiras. No outro dia ela foi de peruca e disse: — Eu quero comprar aquela televisão. E o caixa... Umas loira esta nas Casas Bahias e pergunta pro moço: Moço quanto é a quela TV? O moço responde: Senhora temos um lei que não nos permite vender para Loiras. E a loira: Isso é discriminação! Ela... Um dia uma loira foi pessear no shopping ela passou e viu aquela tv linda com botões no canto Esquerdo e perguntou ao moço você quer quantos reais nessa TV O Dono da loja Responde Eu não vou te... Uma loira foi em uma loja comprar uma tv. Chegando lá ela falou para o vendedor: — - EU quero comprar essa tv. E o vendedor disse: — - Não vendemos pra loiras. Ela tinge o cabelo de preto e volta... Uma loira estava em uma loja então viu um objeto que lhe despertou a atenção, entao peguntou para o atendente da loja LOIRA- moço quanto custa esta televisão MOÇO- Não vendemos para loiras entao a... A loira chega na loja e diz qro comprar essa tv o vendedor diz nao vendemos pra loiras a loira pinta o cabelo e vouta na loja oi qro comprar essa tv o vendedor diz nao vendemos pra loiras a loira... Uma loira chega em uma certa loja e chama o vendedor!!! — Vendedor eu quero comprar aquela televisao ali!!! O vendedor respode!! — Minha senhora nao vendemoas pra loiras A loira foi em casa pintou... LOIRA NA LOJA Uma loira chega em uma loja de eletrodomésticos e, apontando, pede: — Sr., quero levar aquela televisão. Qual o preço? O vendedor responde, com jeitinho: — Me desculpe senhora, mas... A loira ia comprar uma televisão e falou : Quero essa televisão o vendedor respondeu não vendemos para loiras A loira foi la e pintou o cabelo e falou quero esa televisão ovendedor disse não... Em um belo dia uma loira entrou em uma loja e falou para o vendedor: — Moço eu quero aquela televisão. E o vendedor falou:não vendemos para loiras. E a loira foi embora . chegou no dia seguinte a... Um dia uma loira vai a loja de eletrodomesticos e pergunta: — Moço quanto tá essa tv? — Olhe aquela placa a placa dizia: não vendemos nada para loiras gostasas. A mulher foi embora. Logo ao o... Um belo dia, uma loira foi comprar uma televisão; ela chegou nafrente e pediu a tv, e o vendedor falou: — Não vendemos para loiras. Ela enjuriada foi embora. Pintou o cabelo de ruiva e foi à loja,... Um dia uma loira foi comprar uma tv chegando lá perguntou ao dono da loja -quanto custa essa tv? o homem disse-proibido loiras burras então a loira colocou uma peruca ruiva e retornou lá. E tornou... Uma loira, foi no shoppig fazer, compras aí viu, uma televisão. A loira entre na loja e pergunta ao vendedor quanto, é aquela, televisão? — O vendedor responde: Não vendemos nada, para loiras. A... A loira chega em uma loja de eletrodoméstico , e pergunta ao balconísta : — Quanto que é aquela televisão ? O balconísta responde : — Não vendemos para loiras . No outro dia a loira volta... Tinha uma loira que foi comprar uma televisão e o vendedor falou: — Não vendemos para loiras. E a loira, pois uma peruca castanha. Foi na mesma loja e o vendedor disse a mesma coisa. A loira disse:... Uma loira passou na frente de uma loja de eletrodomésticos e resolveu entrar. Chegando lá ela perguntou ao moço: — Moço quanto custa essa tv? — Não vendemos tvs para loiras burras. — Então a loira... Um dia desses uma cenhorita loira,viu uma loja de eletro domesticos,pediu para o moço da loja lhe ajudar e ela disse: — Voce pode me dizer quanto custa essa TV. O moço indignado disse: — Nos não... A loira chega na loja de eletrodomésticos e pergunta: — Quanto é essa televisão? O vendedor reponde: — Não vendemos produtos para loiras burras. Indignada, a loira volta na loja com uma peruca de... Uma loira foi ao shopping , ela entrou numa loja e falou para o vendedor - Eu quero essa tv de 20 polegadas. O homem responde -Nao vendemos para loiras. Ela foi embora e colocou uma peruca morena e... Um dia uma loira foi numa loja conprar uma televisao e pergunta para o comerciante: Quantovale essa tv???? O comerciante responde não vendemos!!! Ai a lora foi en casa e pintou o cabelo de ruivo... Certa dia uma loira foi numa loja e apontou para uma televisão e disse para o vendedor que a levar então o vendendor respondeu: Nao vendemos televisao para loura burra Ela foi para a praia, se... Uma loira foi a loja e disse quero comprar essa televisão. O vendedor disse: — Não vendemos para loira. Outro dia pois uma piruca preta, e foi denovo e disse: — Quero comprar essa televisão. — Não... A loira chega na loja de eletrodomésticos e pergunta para o vendedor: — Quanto ta aquela televisão? E o vendedor diz: — Eu não vendo para loiras. No outro dia a loira vai na mesma loja com uma... A loira chega na loja e vê uma televisão. Então,a loira perguntou para o funcionário da loja: — Moço,poço levar aquela televisão? — Não-responde o funcionário-infelismente não vendemos para loiras.... A loira chega a uma loja de eletrodomésticos e pergunta ao vendedor: — Quanto custa esta televisão??? O moço indignado diz que nao pode vender nada para loiras. Aloira indignada chega em casa pinta... Uma loira entra numa loja de elétros domésticos e pergunta para o vendedor: — Quanto custa a TV? O vendedor responde: — Não vendemos para loiras burras. No outro dia a loira entra na loja com uma... Uma loira vai ate uma loja de eletrodomesticos e falou com o atendente: — Eu quero esta televisao atras de voce. Ele respondeu: — Nao vendo pra loiras. A moça foi em bora ,pintou o cabelo de preto... Uma loira foi na loja de eletrodomésticos e falou: Quanto custa aquela televisão? e o vendedor disse: Não vendemos para loiras. Aí a loira colocou uma peruca preta e voltou a loja e valou:quanto... Uma, loira entrou em loja de eletrodomestico e falou: Vendedor me ve essa televisao. E o vendedor respondeu: Eu nao vendo para loiras. No outro dia ela voltou la de novo com uma peruca, ruiva e... A loira entra na loja e diz:quanto custa aquela televisão? E o vendedor responde: Não vendemos para loiras. A loira vai embora, coloca uma peruca, volta e pergunta. Quanto custa aquela televisão? E... A loira entra na loja e diz: — Eu gostaria de comprar aquela tv que está na vitrni. E o atendente: — Desculpe senhora,não vendmos nada para loiras! A loira vai para casa,pinta o cabelo de moreno e... A loira chega na loja e pergunta para um vendedor:_ Quanto é a televisão?O vendedor responde que eles não vendem para loiras, a loira vai pra casa pinta o cabelo de preto,e volta na loja e faz a... Uma loira, muito burra, vai a uma liquidação e encontra uma barganha. — Eu queria levar essa TV – diz ela. — Desculpe, mas não vendemos pra loiras... Ela correu pra casa, tingiu o cabelo e voltou à... A loira foi compra um tv e disse pro cara da loja: EU quero compra aquela tv ali!! O cara disse: Nos ñ vendemos pra loira ela foi embora e voutou com um bone ou eu quero compra auela tv ali o cara... A loira foi a uma loja e perguntol para o funcionário, vocês vendem televisão,e ele respondeu para éla. Não vendemos para loiras. Ai éla pintou o cabelo,e perguntoul de novo ai vende tv não... A loura na loja de eletroeletrônicos, acha uma super oferta e diz ao vendedor: — Eu queria essa TV... — Desculpe não vendemos para louras. Danada da vida, ela vai em casa e tinge o cabelo e volta.... Aloira chegou na loja e disse: — Eu quero esta televisão ovendedor disse: — Não podemos vender esta televisão pra você e a loira: — Mas eu quero esta televisão o vededor continuou dizendo: — Não... Uma loira entra numa loja e pergunta para o vendedor: — Quanto custa essa TV? Ele responde: — Não vendemos para loiras A loira sai da loja, e coloca uma peruca preta. Ela volta para a loja e... Uma loira chega em uma loja de eletrodomésticos e pergunta ao vendedor: — Quanto custa essa televisão? E o vendedor: — Não vendo essa televisão para loiras. A loira indginada vai ao cabelereiro e... Uma loira vai a uma loja e pergunta: — Quanto custa está tv. — Não vendemos para loiras. O moço respondeu. Dai ela foi para a sua casa colocou uma peruca loira e depois foi a loja e perguntou: —... Uma loira chaega a uma loja e fala ao vendedor quero aquela televisão. O vendedor responde não podemos vender televisões para loiras e a loira reclama po mas que preconceito e o vendedor ,bom fazer... Uma loira foi a uma loja comprar uma televisão. Chegando lá ela chamou a vendedora e disse: — Gostaria de comprar aquela televisão. E a vendedora disse: — Não podemos vender essa televisão. E a... Uma loira sai pra passear e resolve comprar uma tv. Vai na loja e pergunta para o vendedor: — Quanto custa essa televiäo? E o vendedor responde: — Nao vendo televisao pra loiras. A loira vai em um... Um dia uma loira estava passando em frente de uma loja e viu uma tv e resouvel entra e perguntar o preço da tv então o vendedor falou nos não vendemos para loira ai ela pois uma piruca ruiva voutou... A loira queria por que queria uma televisão,foi em uma loja e vê uma belíssima televisão e fala para o vendedor: — Por favor,eu queria aquela televisão... — Desculpe,mas nós não vendemos para... Uma loira foi a uma loja de eletrodomésticos, e perguntou ao moço: — Quanto custa aquela televisão? E o moço responde: — Nós não vendemos Tvs para loiras! Então a loira indignada pinta o cabelo de... A loira chega a uma loja de electrodomésticos e falapara o empregado: — Por favor queria saber quanto custa aquela televisão que está alí na vitrine. Vira-se o empregado a ela e diz: — Desculpe não... A Loira chegou na loja e perguntou : — Quanto custa esta TV ? — Eu não vendo para loiras - responde o vendedor A loira pensou, pensou e decidiu tingir o cabelo de castanho. — Quanto custa esta TV ?... Uma loira chega na loja e pergumta: — Quanto custa essa televisão? O vendedor avisa: — Não vendo televisões para loiras. A loira pergunta: — Por que não? — Eu já disse não vendo televisões para... A loira chega na loja de eletrodomésticos: — Por favor, eu gostaria de comprar aquela televisão que está ali na vitrine. — Sinto muito — responde o vendedor. — Não vendemos nada para loiras. Muito... Uma loira entra em uma loja de electrodoméstico e diz para a vendedora: Por favor me informe o preço daquela televisão? A vendedora responde: Não vendemos para loiras. Então a loira pinta o cabelo... Przychodzi blondynka do sklepu AGD i pyta sprzedawcę: - Proszę pana, po ile ten telewizor? - Blondynkom nie sprzedajemy. Zdenerwowana blondynka wychodzi ze sklepu. Następnego dnia przychodzi do sklepu i pyta ponownie: - Proszę pana, po ile ten telewizor? - Blondynkom nie sprzedajemy. Blondynka... Przychodzi blondynka do sklepu RTV i mówi: - Poproszę ten telewizor. - Przepraszam nie rozmawiam z blondynkami. Na to blondynka wychodzi i następnego dnia wraca do tego samego sklepu z ciemną... En blondin går in i en affär och frågar en säljare om hon kan få köpa den där teveapparaten i hörnet. Säljaren tittar på henne och säger att han säljer inte till blondiner, så hon går tillbaka hem och färgar sitt hår svart. Nästa dag går hon tillbaks... Det var en gång en blondin som gick till affären. Hon sa: - Jag vill ha den där datorn, och pekade på den. Expedition svarade: - Tyvärr, vi säljer inte till blondiner... Nästa dag gick blondinen... En blondin går in i en elektronikaffär och säger till expiditen: -Jag vill ha den där teven och pekar med fingret. - Tyvärr, vi säljer inte till blondiner, sa expiditen. Blondinen gick iväg och... Blondinen går till affären och vill köpa en tv. - Jag vill köpa den där! säger hon och pekar. - Hihi. Vi säljer inte till blondiner. Blondinen blir ledsen och går hem och färgar håret blått. Hon... Er gaat een dom blondje naar de Elektrozaak. Op een gegeven moment vraagt ze aan de verkoper: "Ik wil graag dat televisietoestel kopen." Zegt de verkoper: "Ik verkoop niet aan domme blondjes. Het... Een dom blondje komt de elektronicawinkel binnenlopen en vraagt aan de verkoper “Mag ik die TV kopen?” Waarop de verkoper antwoordt “Wij verkopen niet aan domme blondjes” Paar dagen later komt... Een dom blondje komt een winkel binnen en zegt: “Meneer, mag ik die tv kopen die daar staat?” De verkoper antwoordt: “Nee, ik verkoop niks aan domme blondjes.” De volgende dag komt hetzelfde domme... Een dom blondje stapt een elektro zaak binnen en vraagt: “Hoeveel kost die tv?” De man van de winkel zegt: “Sorry mevrouw wij verkopen niet aan domme blondjes.” Het domme blondje keert terug naar... Het is een zaterdag middag , een dom blonde besluit naar een aparaten winkel tegaan voor een nieuwe tv . Dan ziet ze daar een mooie een een grote tv staan , dan loopt ze naar de verkoper en dan... Dom blondje gaat naar een winkel om een televisie te kopen. Ze zegt tegen de verkoper: ik zou graag deze televisie kopen. Maar de man zegt: " Het spijt me maar ik verkoop geen tv's aan domme... Er komt een dom blondje in de "Krëfel" en die vraagt: "Ik wil die tv daar kopen". De winkelier zegt: "Ik verkoop niet aan domme blondjes". Het dom blondje laat de volgende dag haar haar in het... Een dom blondje ging naar de elektro-winkel. En vroeg aan de verkoper:mag ik deze t. V. kopen? De verkoper zegt ik verkoop niets aan domme blondjes. De volgende dag komt het dom blondje weer naar... En blondine går ind i en D. E. R Butik og siger til butiksassistenten, mens hun peger: - Jeg vil gerne leje dét fjernsyn. - Beklager, siger butiksassistenten, vi lejer ikke ud til blondiner. Dagen... Cindy kommer ind i et stormagasin, finder sælgeren og siger til ham Imens hun peger: - Så har jeg valgt. Jeg vil have dette fjernsyn. - Beklager, svarer sælgeren, men her sælger vi ikke til... Det var en gang en blondine, hun gikk til en butikk og spurte kjøpmannen: – Kan jeg kjøpe den vaske maskinen? – Nei, jeg selger den ikke til blondiner. sa kjøpmannen. Da tok hun på seg en brun... Egy szőke nő bemegy az áruházba. Odamegy egy színes tv-hez és mondja az eladónak: Üdvözlöm!Meg szeretném venni ezt a színes tv-t. Eladó: - Sajnálom, de szőke nőknek nem áruljuk. Másnap visszamegy... Szőke nő bemegy az Electro Worldbe. Rámutat egy tévére: - Az ott mennyibe kerül? - Sajnálom, de szőkekt nem szolgálunk ki. Megharagszik a nő, bemegy a fodrászhoz, átfesteti a haját barnára.... O blonda merge la un Magazin de electrocasnice, se uita prin magazin si la un Moment il intreaba pe vanzator: - Cat costa televizorul asta? - Nu vindem produse Blondelor! A doua zi, vine blonda... Přijde blondýnka do elektra a zajímá se: „Kolik stojí ta televize?” Prodavač ji odbyde: „Blondýnkám neprodáváme!” Nešťastná žena přijde domů, obarví si vlasy na zrzavo a druhý den tam jde zase:... Blondýnka jde do elektra a říká: "Můžu dostat tuto televizi?" "Ne, blondýnkám ji neprodáváme." Druhý den se blondýnka naštve a nabarví si vlasy na černo. Takto se vydá znovu do toho samého elektra.... Blondinė klausia pardavėjo parduotuvėje: - Kiek kainuoja televizorius? - Mes blondinėms nesakome, kiek kainuoja televizorius! - Na bet vis dėlto, kiek kainuoja televizorius? - Blondinėms mes...
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