Stupid / Dumb Jokes

Yo mamma so sтuрid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fат one brought a bowl.

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Yo momma so fат she thought planet earth was her stomach.

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Yo Momma Jokes Stupid Jokes

There were four people on a plane.
One of them, the Pilot.
The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy.
The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump!
But there were only three parachutes.
The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute."
And he jumped off.
Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!"
And he jumps.
The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man.
The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway."
The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"

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Political Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Old People Jokes Aviation Jokes Stupid Jokes Pilot Jokes American Presidents Humor

I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with.
I dyed my hair!

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Blonde Jokes Beauty Jokes Stupid Jokes

Yo mama is so sтuрid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

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Yo Momma Jokes Golf jokes Stupid Jokes

Yo mama so dамn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.

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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by:
"For my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

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Blonde Jokes Facebook Jokes Friendship Jokes Communication Jokes Stupid Jokes

Standing in line at a restaurant, I noticed that the few available tables left had not been cleaned off.
I mentioned this to the cashier, who told the manager.
A minute later, an annoyed-looking teen emerged from the back with a spray bottle and paper towels in hand.
"All right," she bellowed clear across the crowded dining room, "which one of you people wanted a clean table?"

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Yo mamma so sтuрid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.

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Yo Momma Jokes Political Jokes Stupid Jokes American Presidents Humor

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!

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Money jokes Blonde Jokes Christmas Jokes Stupid Jokes Easter Jokes

Yo mama's so sтuрid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

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Yo Momma Jokes Communication Jokes Stupid Jokes

Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.

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Blonde Jokes Beauty Jokes Communication Jokes Stupid Jokes

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.
After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.
After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.
She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

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Bible Jokes Customer service jokes Christian Jokes Stupid Jokes Dinosaur jokes

A man and his son went into a store.
The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad:
"Dad, I want this flag."
The man tells him:
"Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."

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Kids Jokes Dad Jokes Stupid Jokes

What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?
Change.

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Blonde Jokes Money jokes One-Liner Jokes Stupid Jokes

After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.
"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—"
The flustered agent interrupted.
"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

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How can you tell that a blonde been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There are M&M shells all over the floor.

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Yo mama so sтuрid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

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One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked:
"What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand:
"What's 289+308?"
The teacher said:
"Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said:
"Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"

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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being sтuрid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime - Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's вiggеr?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!"

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Money jokes Little Johnny Jokes Stupid Jokes