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Мъж с маска и автомат влиза в сграда с надпис "Банка": Отпуштање Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Sperm Bank Ξανθιά απολυμένη Ληστεία στην τράπεζα Ληστεία. ночная смена в лабе спермабанка. сидит одна лаборантка на... A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. Deux potes gays discutent. L'un d'eux dit : This guy goes into a Sperm Bank with a gun and a ski mask and yells at the receptionist to open the safe. She's confused, thinking this is the world's dumbest criminal. "Sir, this is a sperm bank, we don't have money in here! That safe is full of donated sperm samples!" The robber screams for her... Un homme rentre cagoulé et armé dans la banque du sperme Il pointe la femme à l'accueil avec son arme et dit: "je veux que vous buviez tout les flacons devant vous" La femme s'exécute afin de sauver sa vie puis lorsqu'elle fini le braqueur dit: "tu vois chérie quand tu veux" Mon pote gay vient de se faire licencier de son poste à la banque du sperme. Apparemment il buvait au travail... Ein maskierter Mann stürmt in eine Samenbank und hält der Frau am Empfang ein Waffe an den Kopf. Darauf die Frau: "Verzeihen sie, aber sie müssen sich geirrt haben, wir sind kein Geldinstitut, wir sind eine Samenbank." "Nein!", sagte der Maskierte, "ich bin hier richtig! Gehen sie sofort zu ihrem... ¿Por qué le hecharon a un maricón de un banco de semen? -¡Por beber en el trabajo! Un type est devant une banque... Il se cagoule sort son flingue et entre pour agresser la standardiste. Il lui dit : - Mène moi au coffre sinon je te tue ! Elle s'exécute, lui ouvre le coffre et... Varför fick bögen sparken från sperma banken? Han drack på jobbet ¿Por qué un gay que trabajaba en un banco de semen fue despedido? Por beber en el trabajo Miksi blondi sai potkut spermapankista? Jäi kiinni töissä ryyppäämisestä. Har du hørt om homsen som fikk sparken fra sædbanken? - Han drakk på jobben... Een gemaskerde overvaller stormt een bank binnen. Hij richt zijn pistool op de vrouw achter de balie en roept : 'Doe de kluis open, snel!'. 'Maar meneer....' stamelt de vrouw, 'dit is geen gewone... Un uomo mascherato piomba in una Banca dello Sperma impugnando una grossa pistola: “Fermi tutti”, e poi rivolto ad una infermiera: “Lei, apra la cassaforte”. “Ma guardi che questa e’ una Banca... Deine Mutter wird bei der Samenbank gefeuert, weil sie während der Arbeit trinkt. Spotyka się dwóch gejów: - Co słychać? - A wiesz... Zwolnili mnie z roboty. - Gdzie pracowałeś? - W banku spermy. - A za co Cię wywalili? - Piłem w pracy. - Har du hört om bögen som jobbade på spermabanken? - ??? - Han fick sparken för att han drack på jobbet. Hørt om blondinen som jobbet i sædbanken og fikk sparken? - Hun ble tatt i å drikke på jobb... Det var en gång en kille som fick sparken från arbetet på Spermabanken. Orsaken var att han drack på jobbet… Un tip intra intr-o Banca de sperma, purtind o masca si un pistol. Se duce la asistenta si-i spune sa deschida Seiful. - Dar, domnule, asta-i o banca de sperma! - Nu ma intereseaza, deschide-l... Влегува тип со маска на глава во банка: Отвори сефот да не те отепам мори и немој да си помислила нешто! Ама господине да ви кажам ова не е банка... Доста мори отварај сефот или готова си! Ама... One day a woman was working at a sperm bank when an armed and masked robber bursts in demanding money. The woman has no money and says"sir you do realize this is a sperm bank right?" the man... Chlap v černé kukle a se samopalem v ruce vběhne do spermabanky. Vystřelí dávku do stropu a zařve: „Všichni k zemi!” Vyplašená úřednice jenom vykoktá: „Ale to jste se spletl, banka je vedle, tady...
A police officer stopped a driver for speeding.
"Can I see your driving license?"
"I don’t have it, I had it removed because of point system."
"Can I see your license for the vehicle?"
"But it is not my car, I stole it."
"Stole it?"
"Right, let me think, I think I saw the permition before in the glove box when I put my gun in there."
"There is a gun in the car?"
"Yes sir, I put it right there, when I shot and killed the woman driving this car and then put the body back to the trunk."
"There is a corpse in a car?"
"Right, sir."
After all these he calls the police chief.
And soon the car gets surrounded by police.
The captain approaches the driver to handle the situation.
"Sir, can I see your qualification?"
"Of course, ultimately, there it is."
"In fact, it’s OK, and to whom does the car belong to?"
"It is mine, there is my license as well."
"uld you open the glove box, is there a gun inside?"
"Of course, take a look, there is nothing."
"Do you mind opening the trunk too? They told me that you put a body in there."
"No problem, take a look."
"Empty too! But I do not understand, the officer who stopped you told us that you said that you did not have a driving license, that you stole the car, that you had a gun in the glove box and that there was a dead body in the trunk."
"Oh right! I bet he told you that I was running and speeding!"
The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a smallcongregation in a little Pennsylvania town.
One day, he was walking down Main Street andhe happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar,drinking вееr. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of hiscongregation should do. He walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next tothe woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend saidsternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me takeyou home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviouslyvery drunк. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to
weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had too much to drink and hegrabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance andtumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lyingon top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said,"Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar." The reverend looked up at the bartender and said,"But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender nodded, "Well if you're thatfar into the game, you may as well finish!"
Умряли в един ден един поп и един шофьор, качили се заедно при Свети Петър, за да влезнат в рая... Поп и шофер Το αποτέλεσμα Умерли в один день водитель автобуса и священник. Пред св. Петър се изправят двама души - шофьор и свещеник. Перед вратами рая стоят водитель автобуса и священник. К ним выходит Святой Петр: A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven. Поп и шофьор умрели и се явили пред Свети Петър. Още щом видял шофьора, пазителят на Опаловите порти се зарадвал: - Охо! Откога те чакаме! Бързо влизай в Рая -- пазим ти място! Попът тръгнал да се промъква след шофьора, но светията го сграбчил за яката. - Ти пък къде? - Ами този тъп шофьор... Il y avait dans un village deux hommes qui s'appelaient Jules. L'un était prêtre et l'autre chauffeur de taxi. Le destin voulut que tous deux meurent le même jour. Ils arrivent au ciel et se présentent devant le Seigneur. Jules, le chauffeur de taxi, passe en premier. Dieu consulte ses registres... Piloten hade inga problem med att komma in i himmelriket. Prästen blev däremot otroligt förvånad och förtretad då han stoppades vid pärleporten. - Men vad nu då? Vad menas med detta, frågade han Sankte Pär. Varför kommer inte jag som är präst in i himlen,när piloten gjorde det? - Jo,... En busschaufför och en präst stod utanför himlens port. Sankte Per kollade i sin dator om båda borde bli insläppta. Till slut fick chauffören komma in. – Men utropade prästen – vet du inte hur han svär och lever om när han kör buss? – Jodå, svarade Sankte Per, men när du predikar i din kyrka så... En präst och en taxi förare dog och de båda kom upp till himlen samtidigt. Sankte Per stod vid pärleporten och väntade på dem. - Följ med mig! Sa sankte Per till taxi föraren. Taxi föraren gjorde som han blev tillsagd och följde med sankte Per till en stor herrgård. Herrgården hade all lyx som... Un cura y un taxista se mueren y van al cielo. San Pedro los recibe y le dice al cura: - Bueno cura, usted vivirá en esa casita chica y fea. - Bueno San Pedro así será. Después va el taxista y San... C'est l'histoire d'un curé et d'un chauffeur de bus qui se retrouvent devant St. Pierre. Le curé est irréprochable alors que le chauffeur roulait si mal qu'il a causé un nombre incalculable... Een priester sterft en wanneer hij bij de hemelpoort komt, ziet hij een taxichauffeur uit New York die een prominentere plek heeft dan hij. Dus zegt hij tegen de engel: "Dit snap ik niet. Ik heb... A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told... En prest stod ved himmelporten og klagde til St.Peter: Presten: – Hvorfor kan jeg ikke komme inn? Det kom jo nettopp en full buss kjørende inn, den slapp inn uten problemer? St.Peter: – Fordi når... İki adam ölür ve cennetin kapısına gelirler. Cennetin kapısında Aziz Peter beklemektedir. Aziz Peter ilk adama sorar: - Hayattayken ne iş yapardın? - Ben rahiptim, ömrümü Tanrı'ya verdim,... Op een dag was er een buschauffeur en een pastoor gestorven. Ze gingen allebij naar petrus om te kijken waar ze heen moesten; de hemel of de hel. De pastoor kwam als laatste aan en zei tegen... A pap és a buszsofőr egyszerre kopogtatnak a mennyország kapuján. Kijön Szent Péter, röviden elbeszélget velük, majd beengedi a buszsofőrt. A pap fölháborodva kérdezi: - És én? Engem, aki egész... Komen een slechte priester en een slechte buschauffeur bij de hemelpoort en samen worden ze naar hun verblijf gebracht. Eerst wordt de chauffeur meegenomen naar zijn kamer. Over de top luxe:... After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place than he. “I don't understand,” he inquired to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life... Egy taxisofőr és egy pap egyszerre halnak meg, és felkerülnek a mennyországba. A kapuban Szent Péter fogadja őket. A taxisofőrt karon fogja és egy csodálatos palotához vezeti, amit gyönyörű kert... En taxisjåfør kom til Perleporten. St. Peter fant navnet hans i boken sin og ba ham ta med seg en gullstokk og en silkekappe på vei inn i himmelen. Den neste i køen var en prest. St. Peter så... This Priest dies and goes to Heaven… When he gets there, he finds he’s being judged at the same time as a taxi driver. Saint Peter declares that the priest is going to hell and the taxi driver is... Um famoso e respeitado padre paulista morre e chega ao céu. Na recepção, um anjo lhe pede para aguardar, o que o prelado acha estranho, pois esperava ser recebido com muitas honrarias. Enquanto... Un prete ed un tassista romano muoiono quasi contemporaneamente e si presentano quindi insieme ai cancelli del Paradiso. San Pietro chiede al primo, il tassista: “Chi sei?”. Il tassista si presenta... Un taximetrist moare si ajunge la usa raiului. Sfantul Petru ii da un toiag de aur acestuia si il invita in Rai... Imediat dupa taximetrist ajunge si un preot la usa raiului, iar Sfantul Petru ii... Mirė tuo pačiu metu taksistas ir kunigas. Prieina prie dangaus vartų, šv. Petras klausia taksisto: - Kuo dirbi? - Taksistu. - Gerai eik. Prieina kunigas. Jam Petras sako: - O tu į pragarą. - Bet...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I’m Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
St. Peter consults his list.
He smiles and says to the taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it’s the minister’s turn.
He stands еrест and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Calvary for the last forty-three years."
St Peter consults his list.
He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?!"
"Up here, we work by results," says Sаinт Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
Една монахиня се возела в такси. блазе ви на вас, таксиметровите шофьори Камионџија и калуѓерка Таксистот и калуѓерката Una suora sale su un taxi e l'uomo alla guida non riesce a toglierle gli occhi di dosso. Dopo qualche minuto, la suora chiede: Un camionista vede una bella suora che fa l'auto stop, si ferma e gli offre un passaggio. Il camionista inizia ad allungare la mano e le tocca la coscia. La bella e giovane suora: A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. Fährt ein Mann mit dem LKW,und singt: ,,Ich bin der Trucker Bill und ficke wenn ich will. Nach ´´ner Zeit, geht ihm der Sprit aus und er muss bei einer Tankstelle halten. Dort steht eine Nonne. Sie zu ihm: "Könnt ich vielleicht mitfahren?" Darauf er: "Nur wenn ich sie mal rannehmen kann!" "Ja... C'est une bonne sœur qui monte dans un taxi. Le chauffeur n'arrête pas de la dévisager dans son rétroviseur. Cette dernière ayant remarqué son regard insistant lui demande ce qui le préoccupe. Le taxi lui avoue : - À chaque fois que je croise une bonne sœur j'ai toujours envie de l'embrasser mais... Eine Nonne steigt in ein Taxi und möchte in die Stadt gefahren werden. Während der Fahrt schaut der Taxifahrer immer wieder in den Rückspiegel. Offensichtlich passiert etwas und der Fahrer sagt zu der Nonne: "Entschuldigen Sie bitte, dass ich Sie auf diese Art im Rückspiegel anschaue, aber ich... Det var en lastbilschafför som var ute och körde som plötsligt fick se en nunna som stod vid vägkanten och liftade, han stannade till och nunnan frågade kan jag åka med. Ja det går väl bra men du får betala i natura, ja det är inget problem svarade nunnan. Så han tog nunnan bakifrån och allt var... En hippie sitter på bussen då plötsligt en mycket sexig nunna kliver på. Hippien blir stört kåt och frågar om de ska ha sex. Nunnan förklarar att hon enbart ger sin kärlek till Gud och 1 hållplats senre så stiger hon skyndsamt av bussen.... En nunna åker buss, och säger till chauffören: - Jag är dödligt sjuk, och har aldrig haft sex, jag vill inte dö nyfiken. Jag skulle vilja ha sex med dig, men bara om du inte är gift. - Jag är inte gift, ljuger chauffören. - Men jag måste dö oskuld,... Geht ein Hippie in den Bus und sieht eine Nonne. Er fragt sie: willst du mit mir fcken? Sagt die Nonne: Nein ich darf nicht. Dann ruft der Busfahrer den Hippie her und sagt: Die Nonne ist immer... Det var en gång en hippie som satt på en buss, när det kom in en nunna på bussen. Hippin började prata lite med nunnan, sen efter en stund gick hon av. När det hade hänt några gånger så tog... A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and... Een punker stapt een kapperszaak binnen en zet zich naast een nonneke. Hij bekijkt haar eens goed en vraagt haar : "Wil je met mij eens neuken?" Erg verontwaardigd verlaat de zuster de zaak. Jean,... Uma freira para um táxi e entra nele. O motorista não para de a olhar. Até que ela, incomodada, não resiste e pergunta por que é ele a olha assim. Ele explica: — Tenho uma coisa para lhe pedir mas... Sitzt eine Nonne im Bus zum Kloster. Steigt nach kurzer Zeit ein Hippie hinzu. Er setzt sich neben die Nonne und fragt sie aus heiterem Himmel: "Hey Süße, willst du mich poppen?" Daraufhin die... Une religieuse prend un taxi pour se rendre à Dunkerque et constate que le beau chauffeur n’arrête pas de la regarder. Elle lui demande pourquoi il la regarde si intensément. Il répond : - J’ai une... O CAMINHONEIRO E SEU LEMA Esta é a história de um caminhoneiro que viajava por todo Brasil e seu lema era: - 'MEU NOME É JOÃO, SOU DO MARANHÃO, SOU GOSTOSÃO E ENTROU NA MINHA BOLÉIA, NÃO TEM... Um sujeito de cabelo comprido tipo hippie senta no primeiro assento de um ônibus ao lado de uma freira excepcionalmente bonita. Com a maior cara de pau o hippie se vira para a freira e pergunta:... Eine Nonne bestellt sich eine Taxe nach Köln und bemerkt unterwegs, dass der attraktive Fahrer sie ständig beobachtet. Sie fragt ihn also, warum er sie ständig so bemustere. Er antwortet: "Ich muss... Det var en gång en nunna som satt på en buss. Då kom en punkare in i bussen. Han vart lite sugen på den söta unga nunnan, så han frågade chauffören om hon visste någonting om henne. - Ja hon går... Er zitten een non en een junk in de bus en die junk gaat naast de non zitten en vraagt: "Ik zou graag met jou een keer willen neuken" Waarop die non verschikt opstaat en meteen de bus uit wil. De... Entra ao ônibus um rip, senta-se próximo ao motorista. Alguns pontos à frente entra uma freira e senta-se ao lado do rip. O rip passa a observar as curvas da jovem freira sob o hábito. Não... Ein Punker steigt in den Bus und setzt sich direkt neben eine Nonne. Als die Nonne aussteigt am Kloster ruft der Busfahrer den Punker zu sich und sagt: Die Nonne gefällt dir gell der Punker nickt... Eine Nonne sitzt mit einem Hippie im Bus. Da bittet der Hippie die Nonne, ihm eine zu blasen. Die Nonne sagt: Ich bin eine Dienerin Gottes, ich tue sowas nicht. Der Hippie bittet immer mehr um... A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie... En nonne stiger ind i en taxa, og chaufføren siger: "Jeg har en tilståelse. Jeg har altid drømt om at få den suttet af af en nonne." Nonnen: "Det kan kun lade sig gøre, hvis du både er katolik og...
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab.
A cab stopped and picked her up.
During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.
When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."
She said, "You can't offend me.
I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."
The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a вlоw job."
She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions.You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."
Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes!I'm single and I'm Catholic!"
The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."
The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work.
Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.
The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"
He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"
The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before.
I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong!
I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
A loira chega no trabalho em lágrimas. O chefe, sempre solícito com a loira pergunta o que aconteceu: — Hoje de manhã, antes de sair para o trabalho, recebi um telefonema dizendo que minha mãe morreu! O chefe propõe imediatamente: — Rose, volte para casa imediatamente. Vá descansar. — Não quero —... Une blonde en larmes arrive au bureau, immédiatement, son patron vient la voir : Mais que se passe-t-il ma petite Georgette ? Georgette explique : - Ce matin, juste avant de partir travailler, j'ai reçu un coup de fil qui m'annonçait la mort de ma grand-mère. Le patron propose immédiatement : -... One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away. The neighbor made her some coffee and... Llega una secretaria llorando con tremendo llanto a su oficina. El jefe preocupado, entra a la oficina de ésta para ver cuál era el problema. ¡Ay, que tristeza! ¿Qué te pasa, por qué lloras tanto?... O executivo chega ao escritório e vê sua secretária (que é loira) chorando. - O que aconteceu dona Paula ? - Pergunta para ela. - Minha avó, que mora na Itália, morreu! - responde ela, entre... En blondine sidder inde på sit arbejde og græder. Til sidst spørger chefen hende: jamen hvad er der dog galt? Blondinen svarer: “Jamen det er fordi min mor lige er død”. “Det er jeg ked af at høre”... Det var en blondine som sad og græd på sit kontor. Chefen kom forbi og spurgte hvad der var galt. Blondinen: De har lige ringet fra hospitalet, min mor er død. Chefen kondolerer. 2½ time senere... Un hombre visita a su vecina. La mujer rubia está llorando porque su madre había muerto. El hombre la consuela, le prepara café, y luego se marcha. Al día siguiente, vuelve el hombre a casa de la... En blondin sitter och gråter på jobbet. Hennes chef frågar vad det är och hon snyftar: - Min mamma dog igår. - Oj, säger chefen, det måste vara jobbigt för dig. Om du vill får du ta ledigt resten... Blondinen kommer gråtende på jobb. Sjefen spør: - «Hva har skjedd?» «Moren min har dødd», svarer blondinen. Sjefen ber henne gå hjem, men hun sier det går greit. Senere på dagen finner sjefen henne...
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy.
Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here.
I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
"If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.
He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay?
Is there anything I can do to help?"
"No," re plies the blonde,
"I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"
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