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Γιατί τα ανέκδοτα με τις ξανθιές είναι σύντομα; Γιατί τα ανέκδοτα για τις ξανθιές είναι τόσο σύντομα; Защо вицовете за блондинки са толкова кратки? -Защо вицовете за блондинки обикновенно са кратки? - Защо вицовете за блондинките винаги са къси? - Pourquoi Les blagues sur les blondes sont si courtes ? Pour que les hommes les comprennent. Eva De ce bancurile cu blonde sunt scurte? Ca sa le inteleaga brunetele.
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A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.
The truck driver motioned for her to pull over.
When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face.
"Oh you think that's funny?
Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tyres.
Now she’s laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it.
He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.
The first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.”
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” Рооf! God gave him the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two,so he also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.” Рооf! God turned him into a woman, and he walked across the bridge.
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