Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.

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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Вlооdy Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.

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Chuck Norris can stop the music.

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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.

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The Sharkeisha super falcon punch is as close as anyone has ever gotten to the force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

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When Chuck Norris takes his shirt off the sun gets a tan.

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All your base are belong to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.

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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.

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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.

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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.

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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.

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World War II started because Burger King sсrеwеd up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.

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