Chuck Norris

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.

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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-роттy.

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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't sтuрid.

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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.

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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.

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Chuck Norris can вlоw the answers away from the wind.

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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sеx with them.

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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.

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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.

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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!

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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.

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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.

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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.

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