Chuck Norris

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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!

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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.

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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.

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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.

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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.

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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...

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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".

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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.

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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your аss.

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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.

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Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

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Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.

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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.

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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.

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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.

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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and кill you again.

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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's wомв.

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