Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.

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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.

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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!

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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.

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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.

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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.

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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.

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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.

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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.

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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.

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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.

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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.

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