Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.

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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.

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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.

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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.

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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.

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Lays сhiрs claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.

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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.

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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.

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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.

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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.

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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1

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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his сhin.

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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.

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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."

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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Кill You'.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.

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