Chuck Norris

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Seems that every single video shared on Facebook is the greatest ever, funniest ever, best ever etc etc.
Until a video exists of Chuck Norris round-housing Justin Bieber in the face I respectfully disagree

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Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough.

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Chuck Norris once had a yard sale of his old childhood items such as his baby rattle, frisbee, and his class ring. We know these lucky buyers as Thor, Captain America, and the Green Lantern.

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My favorite power ranger is the Texas ranger.

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Chuck Norris can convince his grandma he's not hungry.

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Thor borrowed his hammer from Chuck Norris's тооl shed.

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If Chuck Norris is as big of a badass as everyone says he is, he would show up to my house and slam my face into the keyboarooriuhr8j4huh4iuh4565hyhjg

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Chuck Norris farted and created dub step.

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Chewbacca was actually one of Chuck Norris's рuвiс hairs.

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Chuck Norris's dog once ran over a car.

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While normal people рее there name in snow.... Chuck norris pees his name in cement.... Cursive to be exact

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Chuck Norris discovered how to make his реnis 10 foot long. He folded it in half.

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Chuck Norris's реnis has a hemi!

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If chuck norris is late..... TIME BETTER FUСКING SLOW DOWN.

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Chuck Norris was originally considered for the part of Jesus in the Passion of the Сhrisт. However, the director realized that Chuck Norris cannot show the emotion of pain. He can only inflict it.

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In Chuck Norris's house, there are no living rooms.

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Chuck Norris steps on land mines because he likes the way they sound.

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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.

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