Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris masturbates with a handfull of sand.

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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

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Chuck Norris gets his Digiorno delivered.

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Chuck Norris's alarm clock is a bear trap resting under his ваlls.

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Chuck Norris jacks off with icy hot.

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Chuck Norris can watch new episodes of Gilligan's Island.

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Chuck Norris smoked while his mom was pregnant.

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Chuck Norris receives full retail value for his trade ins at Game Stop.

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The Da Vinci Code is Chuck Norris's locker combination.

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Chuck Norris won a marathon using a treadmill, bathtub, and a stationary bike.

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Chuck Norris plays horse shoes while their still wearing them.

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Chuck Norris fingered a woman and got her pregnant.

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Chuck Norris doesn't always eat out, but when he does. He prefers your mother.

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Chuck norris once lent his silly string to a teenager.. We now know him as spider man.

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Chuck Norris Daily Routine
1.) Take acid shower
2.) Cut open chickens
3.) Tear out eggs
4.) Make egg-blood-milk smoothie
5.) Wolf down smoothie
6.) Wake up

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The day Chuck Norris dies, he will roundhouse kick the bucket

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The Chuck Norris way to make cereal:
1. Add milk.
2. Add cereal
3. Add bowl

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Chuck Norris facts will never die, just like Chuck Norris.

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