Chuck Norris

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Yo momma so dамn ugly chuck norris looked at her and he died

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Chuck norris once had a lemonade stand
A nerdy kid came up and said you should of made a grape juice stande
He is now known as stephen hawking

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Isis sent Ra into outer space at his own request. Ra had known Chuck Norris was coming.

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Chuck Norris doesn't make left turns. That's because everything he does is right.

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Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out.

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It's shatterproof glass 'cause Chuck Norris hasn't kicked it yet

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No one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris

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Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet?
It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them.

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If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will round-house kick One Direction off the face of the earth. If you rate this lame... Chuck... will... Find you.....

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If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will give you punching lessons if you rate lame he will tell you excactly opposite way to punch. Kicking added kickassing added.

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Chuck Norris hates Kickass Humor, he thinks this site underestimates him.

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Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.

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When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind.

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You have lost your mind before you hit Chuck Norris...
You have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris

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Earth used to be 1 land form, until Chuck Norris changed that

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Chuck norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears chuck block

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Ducks feed Chuck Norris at the pond.

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Chuck Norris has a dig bick.
You read wrong that.
You still read that wrong.

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