Chuck Norris

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When chuck norris uses a computer, he uses a real mouse.

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Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

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Chuck Norris woke up at noon and beat the early bird to the worm.

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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you.
Try a different person.
Try someone less dangerous.

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Chuck Norris once had sеx with a рrоsтiтuте in the back of a semi-truck and some of his man juice seaped into the fabric fibers... That truck is now known as optimus prime!

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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly, the only thing this man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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If you run from Chuck Norris you only die tired

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Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard. The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death.

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Chuck Norris is actually the best bodyguard in the world.
Too bad he is self-employed.

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The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off.

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When chuck Norris plays zombies at transit the zombies get on the bus and leave!

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The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection.

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Chuck Norris took the 5 o'clock train home...
He refuses to give it back.

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Chuck Norris just completed his bracket for next years tournament

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When chuck norris dropped his wallet a kid picked it up known as bill gates today.

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Chuck Norris's new movie on роrnhuв.....
Walk her Texas Ranger

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Santa use to be real... before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do сосаin,сосаin does chuck Norris

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