Chuck Norris

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Germex can кill 99.9% of germs, but Chuck Norris can кill 100% of whatever the fuск he wants

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Chuck Norris' bike has no kickstand.. Nothing he kicks, stands.

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Chuck Norris can watch more than 5 videos a day on роrnhuв without a premium membership.

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Chuck Norris can leave pallet town without talking to professor oak.

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade at a gang of terrorists and they all died
5 seconds later the grenade went off

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Chuck Norris is the only person Kobe Bryant passes the ball to.

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When chuck norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

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Chuck Norris owns ALL of the number 1 pencils.

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Chuck Norris owns a custom belt-sander with 3 settings: Low, High, and Shave.

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If Chuck Norris were a country, his chief export would be pain.

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Chuck Norris gets more аss than a taco веll bathroom

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Chuck Norris clicks the share button on pornhub

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When Chuck walks up to the lemonade stand
They always have grapes.
If you don't get this, then watch this
Http://www. Youtube. Com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

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Chuck Norris can climb the slide at McDonald's.
With his socks on.

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Chuck Norris can carry more than 6 Pokemons at once.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he roundhouse kicked this into another section.

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The giraffe originated from chuck norris kicking a horse in the f*cking сhin.

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Chuck Norris's child will soon be born, his estimated date of birth is December 21, 2012.

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