Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.

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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii.
It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.

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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.

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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.

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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.

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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.

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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.

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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.

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There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.

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When Chuck Norris plays Nаzi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.

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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.

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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.

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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.

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