Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.

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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.

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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.

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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.

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Chuck Norris can fall up.

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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.

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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.

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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.

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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.

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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.

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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.

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They say if u talk shiт about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.

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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
Chuck Norris is clapping.

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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.

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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.

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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.

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