Chuck Norris

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.

28

0

Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!

28

0

Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.

28

0

Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.

28

0

Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.

28

0

Somebody said that Chuck suскs, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...

28

0

When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

28

0

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

28

0

Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.

28

0

Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.

28

0

Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.

28

0

If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.

28

0

Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.

28

0

When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.

28

0

Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.

28

0

Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.

28

0

Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply suскs all the life out of the ocean to breath.

28

0

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.

28

0