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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.

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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.

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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.

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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.

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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.

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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.

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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris can кill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.

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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.

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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.

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Chuck Norris can кill with blank bullets.

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.

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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.

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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.

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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.

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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.

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