Chuck Norris

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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.

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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice

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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.

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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...

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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.

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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.

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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.

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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.

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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".

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Chuck Norris can рiss into Gale force winds.

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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.

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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.

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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.

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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.

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The Terminator said,
"I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.

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Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie, he played The Force.

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