Chuck Norris

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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.

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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.

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Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.

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Chuck Norris won't fight Justin Bieber because he doesn't hit girls.

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Chuck Norris hates Raymond.

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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

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In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.

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The AC/DC song "Highway to Неll" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.

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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.

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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.

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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.

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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.

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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.

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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.

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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.

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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

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