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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Теорија на Еволуцијата Chuck Norris und die Evolutionstheorie Няма никаква теория за еволюцията - просто списък на съществата La théorie de l'évolution n'existe pas. Chuck Norris permet seulement à quelques animaux de vivre. Es gab keine Evolution. Das ist nur eine Liste von Lebewesen Il n'y a pas de théorie de l'évolution. Juste une liste d'espèces que Chuck Norris autorise à survivre. Der er ingen evolutions udvikling – Kun dyr Chuck Norris tillader at leve. Evoluutioteoriaa ei ole olemassa. On vain lista eläimistä Nie ma teorii ewolucji Ei ole olemassa evoluutioteoriaa. Chuck Norris päättää kuka saa elää ja kuka ei.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Жирафи Преди мнооого години един кон ядосал Чък Норис и отнесъл един десен ъперкът. Un jour Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes. Chuck Norris löi kerran hevosta leukaan. Tämän jälkeläiset tunnetaan kirahveina. Kiedyś Chuck kopnął niechcący konia w szyję... tak powstały żyrafy. Chuck Norris a lovit odata un cal in barba - descendentii acelui cal se numesc acum girafe. Μια φορά ο Τσακ Νόρις κλώτσησε ένα άλογο στο πηγούνι. Οι απόγονοι του είναι γνωστοί ως καμηλοπαρδάλεις.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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