Corona virus jokes (Covid - 19), Coronavirus

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This is the first year that we didn't go to Hawaii because of coronavirus...
Every other year we don't go because we can't afford it.

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I tried to make a coronavirus joke a while back
Nobody laughed at first, but eventually everyone got it.

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With the coronavirus, Scorpion is now saying...
"Stay over there!"

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Donald Trump and his wife Melania have tested positive for coronavirus.
I didn’t realise they were that close!

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In Soviet America
Coronavirus handles administration

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Trump in his first speech after recovery from the coronavirus:
"I wanna thank all of you for your prayers..."
Makes me wonder why though. They obviously weren't answered.

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Melania Trump getting CoronaVirus from Donald Trump is proof that the
Virus still spreads even when you do your best to avoid all forms of physical contact and stay 6 feet away from the infected at all times

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Y’know what would go great with the coronavirus?
Lime disease

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We all may get Coronavirus
But China got it right off the bat

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Disney Corp is so paranoid about the Coronavirus, they re-released the Snow White movie under another name
It's now called, Snow White and the 6 Dwarfs.

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What do you call it when you contract a sexually-transmitted disease from A hоокеr after A crazy night drinkingMexican beers.
The coronavirus, of course.

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How do you dissapoint 330 million people?
Call Coronavirus, COVID-19

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The Coronavirus sounds like something you'd tell your parents you had after a night of underage drinking
Kid:
"Ugh, I feel awful and I have the worst headache"
Mom:
"Oh no kiddo, what's wrong?"
Kid:
"Oh, I uh, I have the coronavirus"

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More coronavirus mirth
How come people panic buy toilet roll, don't they have a flexible shower head?

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The novel coronavirus is literally the most-talked about thing on Earth right now...
But I'm not really much of a reader so I'll probably just wait for the film adaptation instead.

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My buddy still plans to throw a party despite this coronavirus
Please send him your thots and players

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My wife and coronavirus have something in common.
I have no control of either so I just learned to deal with it.

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The world health organization has announced that dogs cannot contract coronavirus. All dogs previously quarentined can go out
In short, WHO let the dogs out

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