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What do you call a redneck virgin?
a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers

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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

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A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey niggеr. Gimme a вееr".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey hоnкеy, gimme a f*ckin' вееr".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggеrs"

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Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says:
"there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says:
"we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"

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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.

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What do you call a black guy in a coffin?
A box of chocolate.

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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road?
A: There was a black guy on the first side.

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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.

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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whоrе in your bathtub with a violin up her аss (thanks to a hоrny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the ваsтаrd is still trying to pull out of your driveway!

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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop

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How do you кill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you кill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.

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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.

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How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
None, that's a niggеr's job.

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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.

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What's the only thing faster than a black man running away with your TV?
His son running away with your VCR.

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What do you call a cremated black person?
100% cocoa powder.

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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.

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Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
California got first pick.

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