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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong
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Yo mama so fат when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Ο ρατσισμός δεν έχει όρια...
Που χωράνε 1000 Εβραίοι
Πως χωράνε...
Wie bringt man 100 Juden in ein Auto?
como metes 30 judios en un 600? facil
Hur gör man för att få in 20 judar i en bil? Du sätter två där fram
Hur många judar får det plats i en folkvagn? 27! 2 i framsätet och 25 i askkoppen.
Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back
Combien de juifs peuvent rentrer dans une New Beetle ? - Dix. Tu en places cinq sur les sièges
Folkevogn Hvor mange jøder kan der være i en folkevogn? – 45! 2 på forsædet 3 på bagsædet Og 40 i askebægeret
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "'Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
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Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
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Muhammed till läkaren: ”Varje gång jag har sex med dansk tjej får jag ont i ögnen” Ja
Waarom huilen Turken tijdens sex? De peperspray in hun ogen.
Hvorfor har negere altid røde øjne efter sex? – Peberspray
Waarom hebben Marokkanen altijd van die rode ogen na de sex? - Van de Pepperspray!
Turken kliver in hos läkaren och säger: - Stor problem! Varje gång jag pussar med fina svenska flicka
Miksi musta mies itkee rakastellessaan? Pippurisuihkeen takia
Как узнать
Why are black peoples eyes red after sеx?
Pepper spray.
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth.
And now, you're in your Vegas years.
You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet.
But you're still the King.
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Little Johnny was always late for school.
When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle.
Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket.
Next day Johnny was on time.
The teacher had history class.
"What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student.
"Asians", said the student.
"What are the people in Africa called".
"Africans" said the student.
Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean."
To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGА".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hеll of a big black guy!
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight.
A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Why do niggеrs always have sеx on their minds?
Because they have рuвеs on their heads!
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Why do decent white folks shop at niggеr yard sales?
To get all their stuff back.
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What do you call a fratboy in a suit?
The defendant.
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What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can't drive!
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Един негър влиза в бар
Geht ein Afrikaner mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter spazieren. Fragt ihn ein Passant:
Идет негр с попугаем на плече. Мужик у пивного ларька смотрит напряженно на них и спрашивает:
Kommt ein Neger in eine Bar
Іде негр із папугою на плечі. Чоловік біля пивнички пильно дивиться на них і запитує: — Ти де його взяв? Папуга відповідає: — В Африці! Їх там мільйони!
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks
Komt een neger in het cafe met een papegaai op zijn schouder. Zegtie Cafebaas: "Leuk zeg
Un noir se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says
En sort fyr går ind i en bar med en papegøje på skulderen og beder om en øl. Bartenderen bringer en øl og ser papegøjen på skulderen og spørg: “Hey
Roberto Blanko kommt mit ein Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Kneipe.Sagt der Wirt …wo hast du denn denn her ? Sagt der Papagei…aus Kuba
En svart man gick in på en bar med en papegoja på axeln. Han som ägde baren blev mycket imponerad och sa: ”Oj vad snygg
C'est un noir qui se promène avec un perroquet sur l'épaule. Un passant demande: - Où l'avez vous trouvé? - En Afrique centrale
Přijde černoch do obchodu a na rameni má velkého papouška. "Jé
- Ein Neger kommt mit einem Papagei auf der Schulter in eine Bar. Der Barkeeper: Hey
Do baru wchodzi murzynka z papugą na ramieniu: - Skąd ją masz? - pyta barman. - Z Afryki - odpowiada papuga.
Un negru in Gara de Nord se plimba cu un papagal pe umar. Un smecher intreaba? -Vvorbeste?Dar papagalul raspunde. - Abia ieri la-m primit din Africa.
Egy néger fickó sétál be egy bárba
Černoch s papouškem na rameni vejde do obchodu a Prodavačka praví: "Je krásný
Um crioulo entra no bar com um papagaio no ombro e um grita ládo fundo; " Onde arrumou esse animal?" O papagaio respondeu: " Na África
Ulazi u kafanu crnac sa ogromnim papagajem na ramenu. - "Gde si nabavio to čudo?" upita ga konobar. - "U Africi
Um dia um negão saiu de casa louco por um papagaio
Un nero entra in un bar con un pappagallo sulla spalla e il barista gli chiede: “Desidera?”. E il pappagallo risponde: “Una birra”. Mentre versa il barista chiede: “Bello
Įeina į barą juodaodis su papūga ant peties. Barmenas klausia: - Iš kur gavai? Papūga: - Iš Afrikos.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot. "There are many of them"
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