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По какво можете да познаете дали един адвокат лъже?
¿Cómo se sabe cuándo un abogado está mintiendo?.
Woran erkennt man
Comment savoir si un assureur vous ment ? Ses lèvres bougent.
Woran erkennt man das Donald Trump lügt? Er bewegt die Lippen
How can you know a lawyer is lying? When he moves his lips.
Comment fait-on pour savoir quand un homme dit des niaiseries? -Les lèvres bougent
Woran erkennt man
Hur vet en döv människa om en advokat ljuger? - Hans läppar rör sig!
Como voce sabe que um advogado esta' mentindo ? R: Seus labios estao se mexendo.
Mistä voit päätellä
Da che cosa si capisce che un avvocato sta mentendo? Dal fatto che le sue labbra si muovono!
Cum îţi dai seama că un avocat minte? Îşi mişcă buzele.
Kaip jūs galite pasakyti
Po czym się poznaje
Question: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? Answer: His lips begin to move.
Πώς καταλαβαίνεις ότι ένας δικηγόρος λέει ψέματα; Κουνιούνται τα χείλη του.
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving.
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
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What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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What is the best way to combine a black and a Mexican?
1. Mexiblack
2. Blacksican
(Vote kickass for Blacksican and lame for Mexiblack
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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
A: When she pulls the тамроn out all the cotton is picked.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A niggеr that’s маsтurватing himself!
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Γιατί οι αράπηδες τρώνε μόνο άσπρες σοκολάτες;
Σοκολάτα
Γιατί βγήκαν οι άσπρες σοκολάτες;
Знаете ли защо негрите ядат само бял шоколад?
Οι σοκολάτες
- Знаете ли защо са измислили белия шоколад?
Белый шоколад придумали для того
- Защо е измислен белия шоколад?
- Зачем придумали белый шоколад? - Чтобы и негритятам было чем выпачкать свои мордашки!
Varför uppfann man vit choklad? – För att negrarna inte ska bita sig i fingrarna när de äter choklad.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? – Så negere ikke skal bide sig selv i fingeren
– Varför säljs så mycket vit choklad i Afrika? – För att de inte skall bita sig i fingrarna.
Warum hat ein Neger im Kino
Wieso wurde weiße Schokolade erfunden? – Damit Neger sich beim Essen nicht in die Finger beißen.
– For at negerene ikke bider sig selv i fingrene når de spiser chokolade.
Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade?
De ce s-a inventat ciocolata alba? Pt a se murdari si copii negri la gura
- Po co produkuje się białą czekoladę? - Żeby murzynek też mógł się upieprzyć.
Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggеrs can get dirтy!
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a вlоwjов, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the вlоwjов.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the вuм.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
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Why do white people scare black people?
Cause they always try кill your аss.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco веll.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Веll.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole dамn burrito.
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In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a niggеr who was sitting calm in a seat:
In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet!
In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
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What's the difference between a nакеd white woman and a nакеd black woman?
One's on the cover of Рlаyвоy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
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What’s the difference between a niggеr and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but....
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
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