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Halloween night there were all sorts of spooks out in the neighborhood trick-or-treating.
To be fair and objective, there were some Caucasians knocking on the doors too, cadging for candy bars.

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I missed a question on my biology exam today.
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

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Why dont Blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they have nothing to be thankful for after KFC is closed

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During halloween, I gave candy to every kids who came across my house. I remember seeing a person dressed as Darth Vader. So i thought that it would be okay to shout "he is the dark side!"
It was until he took off his helmet and realised that it was black man.

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

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I’ve always stood up for black people. It’s not worth getting stabbed over a seat.

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So I took a biology test the other day...
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.

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Not saying I have a dark sense of humour, but if it went to America it would be shot for resisting arrest.

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Sports news report: The United... States that they Ghana win.

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“Are you from America madam?”
“You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?”
“No madam, it’s because this is Tesco and we don’t sell guns.”

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Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.

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What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

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How do u know a black person has been in your house?
Everything has gone.

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The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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What is hard and long on black people?
Third grade.

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I was driving down the street the other day and I saw a black guy carrying a tv. Then I said to my self wait, that looks like mine. Then I realized that can't be mine because mine is at home cleaning.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug?
Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Why can't black people be astronauts?
Their lips explode at 30,000 feet

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