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What is the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and a black guy shooting hoops in the “projects?”
A turkey will feed a family of four for at least a week.

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In the USA, what’s the most popular red wine?? ….
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We want our land back!!

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A gingеr lady at work recently announced that she was having a baby with her black boyfriend. When discussing possible baby names my suggestion of “Terry the Chocolate Orange” was apparently ‘offensive’ could lead to me getting ‘fired’.

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Whilst buying a new iPhone today I was asked if I’d like a white or a black one.
I chose black. Apparently they run faster, have a lot more benefits and can jailbreak far more easily.

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Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew?
Harry made it out of the Chamber

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If you accidentally drop you’re iPhone in water leave it in a bowl of dry rice for 24 hrs. The rice attracts Asians who will automatically fix your electronics for you.

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Halloween night there were all sorts of spooks out in the neighborhood trick-or-treating.
To be fair and objective, there were some Caucasians knocking on the doors too, cadging for candy bars.

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I missed a question on my biology exam today.
The question was "what are commonly found in cells?" I guess "black people" wasn't the right answer.

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Why dont Blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?
Because they have nothing to be thankful for after KFC is closed

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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During halloween, I gave candy to every kids who came across my house. I remember seeing a person dressed as Darth Vader. So i thought that it would be okay to shout "he is the dark side!"
It was until he took off his helmet and realised that it was black man.

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Recent reports have indicated that the Facebook ALS Ice Bucket Challenge has been a great success in the UK. Apparently over 10,000 pakis have now had a bath.

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So I took a biology test the other day...
One of the questions was, "name two things commonly found in cells."
Apparently, young blacks and latinos was not the right answer.

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Not saying I have a dark sense of humour, but if it went to America it would be shot for resisting arrest.

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Sports news report: The United... States that they Ghana win.

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“Are you from America madam?”
“You think I am American just because I am a little overweight?”
“No madam, it’s because this is Tesco and we don’t sell guns.”

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Read in the newspaper today that the police are looking for a racist attacker. I called them up to ask how much money they were offering but apparently it wasn’t a job advertisement.

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What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

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