Ethnic, Racial or Cultural Jokes, Racist jokes
A white woman and a black dude are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and petting, the woman makes the suggestion that they return to her apartment for the night.
When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undrеssing each other, preparing to have frenzied and unrepentant s3x with each other.
However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, “before you take them off…. Is it true what they say about black guys?”
With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said, “Baby, of course.”
Then he then proceeded to stab her and ran out the door with her purse.
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah:
“What did you do at recess?”
Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blâckboard, and if you can write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess. Morris says, “I played with Sarah in the sand box.” Teacher says, “Good. If you write ‘box’ correctly on the blâckboard, I’ll give you a fresh baked cookie.” Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess. He says, “I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me.” Teacher says, “Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blâckboard and write ‘blatant racial discrimination’ I’ll give you a cookie.