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What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Тwinкiе.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat.
When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Why fаrт and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Whore and Bungee Jumper
Der Sohn beim Bungee-Jumping?
- Você teria coragem de praticar bungee jumping? - Claro que não! - Por quê? - Cara
- Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att pippa en polsk hora? - Nä? - Om gummit spricker så är du dödens.
Was haben ein Puff und ein Bungeesprung gemeinsam? Beides kostet 100 Euro. Der Höhepunkt ist kurz. Und wenn das Gummi reißt
Vad är det för likhet med att vara otrogen och att hoppa bungyjump? Svar: Först vet man inte om man vågar
Saar en Moos wonen al 25 jaar samen. 'Zouden we nou toch niet eens gaan trouwen?' vraagt Saar. 'Ach meid
Wat is een overeenkomt tussen een prostituee en bungeejumpen? Het is net zo duur
- Какво е общото между проститутка и бънджи скок? - И двете са евтини
- Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att vara otrogen? - Nä? - Först vet man inte om man vågar
Hvad er ligheden med en prostitueret og prøve bungee jumping?– Du er død
Qual a semelhança entre uma ida ao bordel e um salto de bungee jumping? Ambos custam 200 reais
(asta-i cu asemanare de fapt) Q: Care-i asemanarea dintre o prostituata si un elastic de bungee-jumping ? A: Amandoua costa 75$
Was haben Bungee-Jumping und Sex gemeinsam? - Beides geil bis der Gummi reißt.
Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan en kondom och bungyjump? Det går åt helvete om gummit spricker!
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike
How are sex and bungee jumping related? When the rubber breaks
What does bungee jumping and shagging a hooker have in common?.... Awesome at first but if the rubber snaps your f*cked!
What do a bungee jump cord and a hоокеr have in common?
If the rubber breaks you're sсrеwеd.
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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
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I met a girl who used маsтurвате to 2 girls 1 cup.
And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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This sтuрid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would вlоw up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo?
What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
Bait!
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Пуст остров
5 άντρες και 1 γυναίκα ναυαγοί
На един кораб имало 100 моряци и една жена
На един остров след корабокрушение останали 100 мъже и една жена.
Deux hommes et une femme sont naufragés sur une île. Ils assouvissent à trois leurs besoins sexuels.Au bout de quelques semaines
След корабокрушение
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because...
Nach einem Schiffsunglück können sich drei Männer und eine Frau auf eine einsame Insel retten. Natürlich hatten sie auch gewisse Bedürfnisse. Daher beschließen sie
1 woman and 9 men shipwreck on a deserted island. After one week
3 menn og ei lekker blondine strandet på ei øde øy. - Etter 3 uker sider dama: "Nå orker jeg ikke dette griseriet lenger
30 de bărbaţi şi o femeie naufragiază pe o insulă pustie. După 30 de zile
Kuģa katastrofa. Uz neapdzīvotas salas izsēdina 40 vīriešus un vienu sievieti. Pēc nedēļas sieviete paziņo: Nē
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
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