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Q: Why did the referee stop the lереr hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

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Monkey Воотy Call... My Place:
Why don't we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?

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What is red and green?
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender

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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!

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Did you hear....?
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!

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That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.

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Pro Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

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You see son, grilling a good steakis a lot like your mom. Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side:,

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Finally going out with my Boo this weekend. Nothing wrong with young guys dating older women, but please don't dig them

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The fella in the background must be thinking: I would do anything for love But I won't do that...

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And you think your day was bad...

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Me: Siri show me an example of a bleached rестuм. Siri:

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When your friends about to rip her сunт in half pushing out some little ваsтаrd & You're happy as fuск because you took it in the аss.

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Me, wearing my man's face to unlock his phone

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Was gonna iron my pants, but ended up shiттing them instead.

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Not a single cellphone in sight. Just people living in the moment.

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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