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Q: Why did the referee stop the lереr hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.

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Monkey Воотy Call... My Place:
Why don't we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?

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What is red and green?
What is red and green and goes 100 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender

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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!

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Did you hear....?
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea?
He drowned in his teepee!

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That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper.

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Pro Tip: Save business cards of people you don't like. If you ever hit a parked car accidentally, just write "Sorry" on the back and leave it on the windshield.

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You see son, grilling a good steakis a lot like your mom. Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side:,

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between a wife and a job?
After ten years the job still suскs!

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What did one вuтт cheek say to the other?
"Together, we can stop this s**t."

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Q: What should you do if you come across an elephant?
A: Apologize and wipe it off.

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Did you hear about the giant with diarrhea?
It's all over town.

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Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A: Wet noses.

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What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat?
Bone appetit!

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Q: What did one of the prositute's knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.

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Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said I don't wanna!

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