Gross jokes, Disgusting jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Two bums walk along the road and come across a dead body. The first bums takes out his knife and cuts open the belly on the stiff. The stomach is filled with undigested pea soup so the вuм breaks out his spoon and starts eating “Aren’t you gonna have some?” He asks the second вuм.
“No way, that’s gross!”
Once вuм number one is done they move along but sure enough, after 10 minutes he throws up all that pea soup he ate. Now вuм number two breaks out his spoon and starts eating the hurl.
“What? Now you can eat it?!?”
“Yeah. I hate cold pea soup.”

0

0

10 reasons why вееr should be served at work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
5. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
6. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
7. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
8. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
9. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
10. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

0

0

What do you call 144 blondes?
Gross ignorance.

0

0

A woman walks onto the Bus with his child.
The driver says,
"That’s the ugliest child I have seen!"
The woman sits down and tells her neighbor.
The neighbor replies, “Go say something back. Here, I’ll hold your monkey for you!”

0

0