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I had a conversation with a Möbius sтriр. – It was one-sided.

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How does a mathematician get tan? – sin/cos.

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What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot

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Why did hiтlеr fail his math exam
He couldn't finish the final solution

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Teacher: class let’s do math.
Teacher: so bob has 25 candy bars he eats 10. What does bob have
Student: 15 CANDY BARS
Teacher: no bob has diabetes.

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On March 27th, our math teacher burst into class and threatened to cancel Spring Break unless the one who's cheated on all their tests reveals themselves before next month
This is ridiculous!
How are we supposed to catch a cheater in eight days?!

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My math teacher's joke she told us
So, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.

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So my math teacher asked me to do an initial value problem...
... And I said,
"Y Naught?"

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The first day of school I signed up for English, Math, Science and Language.
The rest, as they say, was History.

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Geometry is a lot like algebra, language arts, and french
Its like algebra because it has a lot of math,
Its like language arts because it has a lot of words in it,
And its like french because I don't understand it.

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Bad math joke time.
For pi day, my friend was selling pies as a fundraiser, so because I love pie, I decided to buy two.
I went from 0 to 2π.
I went absolutely nowhere.

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A bird flew into my math classroom today.
It must've wanted to learn geome-tree.

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Why didn’t the math professor teach during the summer?
She needed a tan

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It was really romantic to see an 85 year old man and 77 year old woman who were a couple for 65 years.
It was horrifying when I did the math.

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With Toilet Paper about to be the standard curreny of the apocalypse, Toilet Paper Math is about to get a whole lot more complex!
1 Jumbo Roll = 3 Deer Pelts

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A new study shows that the majority of humans alive today are better at math than Albert Einstein.
Because he's dead.

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Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?
X always equals 10

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