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Why do mathematicians tend to marry larger women?
Because they like curves.

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Math book. The only place where it’s normal to have 21 melons and suddenly eat twelve of them.

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Worst math joke I know.
Two students sit in a geometry class.
One says to the other "I'm cold!"
The other says "go sit in the corner."
"Why?" replies the first.
"Because its 90 degrees!"

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A kid from England walks into an classroom in America.
Kid: Is this maths?
Teacher: No, this is math.
Kid: Ah, so you don't do multiples here.

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I told my math teacher I was freezing cold and he told me to go stand in the corner of the classroom.
Because it was 90 degrees.

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When people ask me why i am fат, i say its because i work with pie
I am a math teacher

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I have a math genius co-worker,
And everyone seems to think he is a co-median.

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Why couldn't the Lutheran math student steal the answers from his classmate?
According to 7th commandment, it was considered an ✓((1/2 i e^(-i x) - 1/2 i e^(i x))^2 )...

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I tried asking a hot girl out yesterday...
She said she had a boyfriend.
I said I had a math test.
Puzzled, she asked what I meant
I responded "I thought we were naming things to cheat on!"

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States would make a lot more revenue if they taxed people who don't understand math or basic probability.
Oh wait. I forgot about the lottery.

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I ran into an old math teacher the other day and I guess he was astonished at how well I'd turned out
He asked "Look at you! How did you do it?"
I said "I used that old formula, 'Me' times 'I Can'."
And he replied "Is that why you're wearing a serape?"

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My math teacher says Fractions are a little difficult
But honestly figuring out where the Numerator goes is over the top

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I’m very good at math but I’m not as good with numbers.
But hey, at least I got 11/10 on a maths test one time.

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What did the math slаvе pick on the plantation?
Cot-tan

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What type of math does John Deere do?
Prime tractorization

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Another math formula you dont remember from school: Cole's Law
Cabbage + mayo

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How did the schizophrenic do on their math test?
They passed with flying colors.

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